A son, a student, a fighter, a friend

Prank Calls

2006-11-19T12:46:00.000+08:00

So what do you do when a bunch of apes already having fun at a party started prank-calling you to make you the butt of their joke? And plus I was in the middle of something important(No not jacking off to porn coz Im gonna do worse to them if they ever). Add together a foul mood and there you have it. Nuclear explosion. Kurus pushed me down the mud the other day and I didn't do anything to him (yet) but this is wayyyy over the line.

4 calls in 1/2 an hour. Im already in a pathetic state and those jackasses still wanna make fun of me. Fine.

1st SMS: "Call again la. call again. I dare you guys." No responses. Waiting for them to call before lashing out on them coz Im smart and I don't wanna waste my phone credits.

2nd SMS: When I found out they're not calling anymore, this was sent to the caller "U stupid indon ur parents too retarded 2 teach u not to make prank calls izzit? wat they teach u in indon sch? how 2 rape girls and rob our house izzit? fucker"

Reply SMS: "hey man. Dont talk like that la. Im sorry, we thought we just want 2 joke with u. sori lo. but pliz dont talk bout my parents ok, nvr ever"

3rd SMS: "I don fucking care man. prank calls are the lowest u can go. n im in a tense situation juz now n u had 2 fucking call. n im not talking. im fucking some senses into u. if I caught you prank calling again im gonna stuff that goddamn phone of ur's down ur earhole"

No more reply after that.

I never knew I can be such an emo. I do prank call but to only to my enemies(long long time ago) and during April Fools. From what I know they did the same to another guy but I guess he let them go. Im not a nice guy.

AAhhhhhhhhh*relieved*

Rules of the Internet

2006-11-13T14:52:00.000+08:00

Something I copypasta off 4chan. Enjoy.

Rule #1: The internet makes you stupid.
Rule #2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
Rule #3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of.
Rule #4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life.
Rule #5: Anonymous does not forgive.
Rule #6: Caps lock is the equivalent of screaming "I'M AN IDIOT"
Rule #7: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
Rule #8: The internet is serious business.
Rule #9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
Rule #10: Anything can become the next big thing.
Rule #11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
Rule #12: Lurk moar.
Rule #13: It never needed any more cowbell.
Rule #14: If the cake is delicious, you must eat it.
Rule #15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must get the fuck out.
Rule #16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
Rule #17: You can not have a pony.
Rule #18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking.
Rule #19: Lens Flare is the only worthy feature in Photoshop.
Rule #20: You are doing it wrong.
Rule #21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real.
Rule #22: There are no girls on the internet.
Rule #23: Everyone sees what you did there.
Rule #24: Pics or it never happened.
Rule #25: Long stories are copypasta.
Rule #26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
Rule #27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
Rule #28: Sometimes, Loli has to deal with things it haets.
Rule #29: Barrel Rolls can evade anything.
Rule #30: Mudkips are generally acceptable, and some woule even say they like them.
Rule #31: The internet is for porn.
Rule #32: There is a market for any kind of porn.
Rule #33: It is a trap.
Rule 762176970: There is porn of it, no exceptions.
Rule #35: If there isn't porn of it, /b/ will make it so.
Rule #36: Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Rule #37: Rape is Japanese for "Hello."
Rule #38: If you mention candlejack, your post will be cut sho
Rule #39: It is a troll.
Rule #40: "Corn" is spelled "corm"
Rule #41: It needs more desu. No exceptions.
Rule #42: The picture is never related.
Rule #43: It cannot be hugs tiem now.
Rule #44: Saturday is known as "Caturday."
Rule #45: Lazers must be charged prior to use.
Rule #46: Jesus actually existed in the Mesozoic Era.
Rule #47: Shotting web is accepted as a mystery which will never be solved.
Rule #48: The GMan always has a wonderful time.
Rule #49: One does not simply walk into Mordor.
Rule #50: If you die in the game, you die for real.
Rule #51: Ass sandwiches are made of ass and poo. No exceptions.
Rule #52: Developers, developers, developers, developers.
Rule #53: It's awwwwrighttt.
Rule #54: Snape killed dumbledore.
Rule #55: "Winner" is actually spelled "WinRar"
Rule #56: Furries are only to be posted on Fridays.
Rule #57: If balls are touching, it is gay.
Rule #58: It's not "down the road," it's not "across the street," it's not "through the jugular," it's "down the road, across the street AND through the jugular."
Rule #59: If you kill yourself, don't make a myspace bulletin unless you want to be made fun of.
Rule #60: Every day is repost day.
Rule #61: Wayne Brady is going to have to choke a bitch.
Rule #62: If someone mentions "Weeaboo," raise your paddle and slap your palm.
Rule #63: It was the nigga who stole your bike.
Rule #64: Nobody likes emos.
Rule #65: You will be reported to AOL if you steal pictures.
Rule #66: Don't click links. Ever.
Rule #67: Shitting dick nipples add to any picture.
Rule #68: If someone is in your base, he is most likely killing your doodz.
Rule #69: Whenever you do something, it is likely that a challenger will approach.
Rule #70: It always needs more sauce.
Rule #71: If you fap to it and acheive orgasm, you must tell everyone.
Rule #72: Everything on eBaumsworld is stolen. No exceptions.
Rule #73: Believe everything you read on the internet.
Rule #74: Camwhores must do everything requested of them.
Rule #75: There is always a female version of a male character. No exceptions.
Rule #76: Duke Nukem Forever must never be released or the whole of the interent will collapse.
Rule #77: Wapanese is spelled "Weeaboo."
Rule #78: It's been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
Rule #79: Someone would masturbate to it.
Rule #80: Zidane's headbutt is unrivaled.
Rule #81: Nothing is shocking.
Rule #82: Upgrading someone's RAM is a sign of goodwill.
Rule #83: Mongling cocks will not be accepted.
Rule #84: Posting cat torture pictures on Caturday will not be accepted.
Rule #85: The warranty will be voided if the seal is broken.
Rule #86: If you masturbate on a small figurine, you must post pictures.
Rule #87: If you would have sex with it, let everyone know.
Rule #88: If you actually read all of these rules, you are required to become an hero

KL Trip October 2006

2006-11-13T09:16:00.000+08:00

Long postponed picture upload from Hari Raya KL trip. 4th time to KL, 2nd time this year.

KLCC

Sungei Wang

Opposite Sungei Wang

One of those boring morning

Berjaya Times Square

From hotel room

Midvalley MegaMall

KLCC

Got myself a new pair of slipper

And best of all its.........

Still wrapped in plastics under my desk

This time's loot.

One Utama. Finally after 4 trips....

Bandar Baru Nilai, en-route to LCCT

LCCT.

Operation Sazabi Smuggling

2006-11-11T00:56:00.000+08:00

What happen if you have just bought a model(bunch of plastics waiting to be assembled into something awesome. ) and your mom's gonna kill you or worse, cut your allowances if you buy another one?

You smuggle it home of course. Wait for your entire family to be out of the house then bring it in. Or if you are like me(no car), beg for a friend to take part in this lil operation.

Long story short, I bought an MG Sazabi from a forumer in LYN(kick ass price!). And smuggled it home.

NAme and address censored to provide some privacy to my accomplice(I post it to his house). How big the entire box is? Go to your nearest Siang Siang Food court and measure the table there. Exactly the same size.

Comparison of sizes. Clockwisefrom below; MG Sazabi, MG Crossbone Ver KA, MG Freedom, and HG Destiny. MG Crossbone still in its plastics though. Gonna assemble these two babies during the semester break another month.

Divide them into several boxes.

Flatten the cover and slip it somewhere if you like it so much

And store it where humans don't usually go.

My biggest smuggling operation so far. Maybe next time I should smuggle a girl back home and se how long I can go undetected.

Next target, PG Wing Zero Custom!. Another site with lots of kick ass pictures. CLick here. Or an MG would be nice too though.

Of tapau and eating

2006-11-07T21:16:00.000+08:00

Usually, "tapau" means packing food to be brought home and eating is the act of feeding yourself. But recently limpeh here found new ways to use these two words while "eye-washing" and crapping away in the canteen.

Tapau
"she kena tapau liau" or "she's already been tapau-ed".Both carry the same meaning; "she" is already in a relationship. To make it simpler; "she" already got herself a boyfriend and you had better look elsewhere. Another one would be "Im gonna tapau her" meaning that "I" am gonna make her my ~~sex slave~~ girlfriend.

Eat
"She kena eaten liau" and "he eat her liau la". First means that "she's" already been engaged in intimate relationship or for the sake of simplicity, "she's" fucked. The second one would be "he" had already engaged in an intimate relationship with "her" or "he" screwed "her"

Combinations and everyday usage(All below are my personal favourite)
"I eat first. If nice then I tapau"(I love this one the most)

"already tapau of course eat la"

"kena tapau so long liau of course eaten liau la"

"aiyo already tapau so long still haven't eat meh? tapau for what?"

"he tapau but other people eat"

"tapau for what le? to be eaten of course. Duh"

"he tapau but don't know how/cannot eat"

"already tapau better faster eat. If not not fresh liau"

"other people already eat then he tapau"

"ngaiti kena tapau so many times liau where got fresh liau?
"

P/S: I've used ALL the combinations above. :p

See, learning english(manglish) CAN be fun right?

PROM

2006-10-27T22:49:00.000+08:00

Prom should be something that is glamorous and popular right? some monkeys from certain school i know off turned it into the night of bloody ripoff, crappy food and monster orgy. Not just any monster but abominations that HELL itself would reject. MY GOD.

Was browsing through some pictures of a certain prom some school organize . And damn I would have thought that it's the school for mentally challenged. Even my cat got traumatize so badly that she tried drowning herself in the toilet bowl. Some of the pictures were so bad/ugly that it seems like it was taken during the Chinese Halloween.

If you are ugly then by all means YOU ARE UGLY. Putting on layers and layers of ICI Dulux Weatherbond is just gonna make you uglier. Im ugly myself but at least I don't expose uglyness to the public or further enhance my ugliness.

Ok Im done. I did not go to the god forsaken prom and Im happy about it. Save rm35.

Reasons to ask your daddy to buy you a laptop

2006-10-27T09:03:00.000+08:00

So you want a new laptop. But you need your daddy to pay for it coz saving your ass and working for it is out of question. And to ask your daddy to pay for it, you're gonna need some fucking good reasons. Here's some for you guys.

10.)"Coz I wanna play games and go to LAN parties with it"
Worth a try. Tell me how it turns out if you did okay?

9.)"Coz I wanna watch porn and jack off in my room"
Forget this and go to the next one

8.)"Coz Amber Chia the ambassador for FTEC is goddamn HAWT and buying FTEC lappie makes me feel closer to her"
NEXT!

7.)"Coz I look cool with my laptop"
Might work if your dad's filthy rich.

6.)"Coz I need a more powerful PC to do programming/[insert watever powderful technocrap terms] and getting a laptop will be a better choice since it is more mobile bla bla bla"
Most commonly used excuse.

5.)"Coz [insert another family member's name] is constantly hogging the pc and I need my own bla bla bla"
To be used with No.6

4.)"Coz the library and computer labs are always full and sometimes in school i need to use a PC urgently"
To be used with no.5 and no.6

3.)"Coz everyone in school got one"
You can try but don't blame me later k?

2.)"My teacher ask me buy one. "
Worth trying but you need to come out with more lies to complement it.

and for the number 1 reason to ask your daddy to buy you a new laptop

1.)"Coz I might 'accidentally' show mum the pic of you humping your new girlfriend in the bedroom when she went for her trip to[insert location] "
Need no explaination liau kua.....

Engineering VS Business

2006-10-18T15:49:00.000+08:00

Since there are some responses to my comment over here, Im gonna copy paste and add some more into my own blog. Tumpang popular ma....

Business: everyday meeting.
Engineering:everyday lab.

Business:Formal==Tie+blazer+leather shoes.
Engineering: Formal==Tuck in your t-shirt into ur jeans and wear some goddamn shoes for Christ's sake.

Business:Report==minimum 20 pages, Times new roman, size 12, double spacing.
Engineering: Report== Fill in the blanks in the labsheet handwritten unless stated otherwise.

Business: "Die lo nest week need to submit report but only 75% complete"
Engineering: "Oh nvm still got 7 days."

After one guy dyed his hair green
Business: "Hey thats a cool colour. Where did you get that"
Engineering: "You are so going to get brain cancer and a one way ticket to hell"(for my bunch at least)

Business: "Oh that one must write in full sentence la. "
Engineering: "What the fuck is full sentence?"

Gonna add some more later when my brain's not as stiff. Kelvin's birthday just now and Im not gonna post any picture since the previous ones caused a public uproar.

And just for you all to ponder upon...... what is more pathetic? losing a contest or begging and losing your honour just to win one?

Watch List

2006-10-09T11:58:00.000+08:00

There seems to be a sudden surge of things to watch this recent weeks. New anime coming out, sudden addictions to US TV series. And the bad news is; TMNUT's bittorent throttling has started to affect my area(I think).

So here's a list of stuff in my watch list. Descriptions are copied blatantly from Lowyat.net, animenewsnetwork, animenfo and wikipedia

Pumpkin scissors(Anime)
The long war against Frost Republic scarred many places of the Empire; famine, plague, returned soldiers who become bandits… Worrying about these "war damages" resulting from the devastations of the nation and people's minds, the Empire Army orgnaizes the 3rd section of Information Bureau known as "Pumpkin Scisors", and they assigned the section for the duty of recovery from the war damage. Three years have passed since the truce so called "thin ice agreement". The 3rd section hasn't accomplished their task, yet. Rather, they are absorbed in paper works, and without notice, people ridicule that it is an "Excuse Section" that suppress people's complaint. However, they strive to achieve their tasks. One day, a man offers a help to them. It was a big guy who used to be a soldier. Dangling an iron lantern from his waist, he handles a heavy gun one-handed.

Watched episode 1, very promising.

D.GrayMan(Anime)
Allen Walker is a young Exorcist who has a cursed eye that can see the suffering of the Akumas created by The Millenium Earl. He travels to England to the Headquarters of the Exorcists where his Master has sent him to meet with the other Exorcists. The battle with the Millenium Earl and the Noah Family vs. the Exorcists intensifies when some of the best Exorcists begin to get killed by hoards of Akuma. Japan takes center stage in this end of 19th Century plot in order to not let the entire human race be turned into Akumas and the Exorcists have the power of "Innocence" that was given to them by God on their side.

Watched episode 1, very promising(AGAIN)

Innocent Venus(Anime)
After the world population and economy is devasted by simultaneous hyper-huricanes, many different factions and fledgling nations appear. In Japan,an elite class called Logos appears, controlling special zones in the country which have most of the wealth and resources. The Logos exercise control over the Levinas, the lower class which struggles day to day in order to stay alive. The Levinas are restricted from entering the special zones, causing tension which creates a resistance group which fights back against the Logos. With the tagline "A Near Future Late-Shogunate Action Animation", the story draws analogies with 19th Century Japan at the end of the Tokugawa Shogunate period, just before the Boshin War. Jō and Jin escape from Phantom, an elite military group which is used to control the Levinas. When they escape, they take a young girl named Sana with them. The series follows them as they work to avoid being caught by Phantom and the regular military forces of the Logos.

Watched till epsiode 7, if it's mecha its my type(Yeah I know Im a nerd)

Black Lagoon: The Second Barrage AKA Black Lagoon Season 2(Anime)
Black Lagoon is the name of a Japanese manga and an anime tv series created by Rei Hiroe. The story follows a team of mercenaries known as Lagoon Company, who smuggle goods in and around the seas of Southeast Asia. Their base of operations is located in the city of Roanapura in Thailand, and they transport goods in the PT boat Black Lagoon. Lagoon Company does business with various clients, but has a particularly friendly relationship with the Russian crime syndicate Hotel Moscow. The team takes on a variety of missions - which may involve violent firefights, hand-to-hand combat, and nautical battles - in various locations of Southeast Asia. The members of Lagoon Company spend much of their down time at The Yellow Flag, a bar in Roanapura.

Watched the entire season 1.

Death Note(Anime)
Light Yagami is a genius, but bored, high school student who feels that the whole world is a rotten mess, filled with crime and corruption. His attitude quickly changes when he finds a mysterious notebook with the title "Death Note" on it, lying on the ground during the year 2003. Although initially skeptical, after realizing that the "Death Note" is a Shinigami's tool with the power to kill anyone whose name is written on its pages, Light decided to use it to "cleanse" the world of evil. Soon, the many unexplainable deaths of reported criminals are noticed, and Light becomes hunted by the Japanese police force and a mysterious detective known as "L". L quickly discovers that the murderer, that the publics dubs "Kira", is located in Japan, and that he can kill just by knowing someone's face and name. Light realizes that L is just as cunning, if not more intelligent than himself, and begins a cat and mouse chase with L to see who will be the first to have his identity exposed.

Wanna try watching.

Prison Break(TV-Series)
Lincoln Burrows is accused of the murder of Terrence Steadman, who is the brother of the female Vice President of the United States. With strong evidence supporting the charges of first degree murder and aggravated discharge of a firearm against him, Lincoln was sentenced to death (by electric chair). Although Lincoln adamantly asserted his innocence and that he was set up, he was sentenced to the Fox River prison facility to await his execution. Lincoln's brother, Michael Scofield, is convinced that Lincoln could not have committed such a crime and hatches an escape plan. He designs a full-body tattoo that secretly encodes every last detail of the prison facility and has it tattooed onto his body. After destroying all the evidence at his apartment that could reveal his plan, Michael stages a bank robbery, knowing that he will be convicted and sent to Fox River. Once an inmate, time works against him as he must overcome various obstacles and make the right connections among the inmates and prison staff to be successful in breaking out his brother. As Michael puts his plan to action inside the prison to save his brother, their childhood friend and lawyer, Veronica Donovan works on the outside to uncover the conspiracy that put Lincoln in jail. She begins to unravel a trail of mysterious incidences that results in her being pursued by covert agents. On the same night as Michael and Lincoln's successful escape from Fox River, Veronica finds the strongest piece of evidence to disprove Lincoln's murder charge - Terrence Steadman still alive.

Watched till episode 5.

Heroes(TV Series)
The series tells the story of people who "thought they were like everyone else ... until they woke with incredible abilities". A Japanese salaryman discovers that he can manipulate time and space, a struggling New York artist can paint the future, a high school cheerleader discovers she can recover from any injury, a single mom realizes she has "a powerful alter ego", and a police officer who can read minds. The premise is that these people have a role in saving humankind. According to the official NBC website, not only do the characters discover what having superpowers means to them, but also uncover a larger picture concerning the origin of their superpowers. The characters eventually become involved in each other's lives as they attempt to evade the series antagonist, who wishes to harness their "super DNA" for his own ends.

Looks promising.

Jericho(TV Series)
The storyline revolves around the small, rural town of Jericho, Kansas, and what happens to its residents, in the aftermath of a nuclear explosion in nearby Denver, Colorado which causes a loss of power and communications that leaves Jericho isolated. The reasons for the nuclear detonation are not immediately known. Cut off from the outside world after learning of a second explosion at Atlanta, Georgia, facing rumors and fears of further attacks against other U.S. cities, and a breakdown of public order and the chain of command, the community must find some way to survive in the midst of panic and chaos.The pivotal character is Jake Green, a 32-year-old prodigal son who returns home to Jericho for what he believes will be a brief visit, but becoming stranded when the nuclear strike hits. After a tense reunion with his father (the mayor of Jericho), Jake turns into an unlikely hero, rescuing others, organizing various efforts and protecting the town from dangers both inside and outside its borders.

watched episode 1, waiting for episode 2

How the heck am I suppose to study le? Maybe TMNUT's Bittorent throttling IS a blessing in disguise....

FREE Taekwondo Lesson For Ladies

2006-10-03T15:53:00.000+08:00

Worry not this is not a spam. Just a public service announcement from yours truly. Sarawak Taekwondo Association (ITF) will be giving free lessons(excluding uniform and upgrading) for ladies starting this Friday 7:30pm till 9:00pm (Yeah I know it's the Mooncake Festival) . Sponsored by our beloved Bolehland government. Any queries just send it to my email

--->epsilon_chinwk86[at]yahoo.com.

Or just drop it in the comment or chatbox here.

Everyone is welcomed! (Ladies only that is)

P/S
When you are there, tell those in charge there that you heard bout this from Gilbert. For some "research" Im conducting. :p

one hell of a week

2006-09-17T01:18:00.000+08:00

Lost my 512MB handy drive. Along with all those kick-ass wallpaper from 4chan and yahoo widgets. No where to be found. Damn.
Bought a new casing. Good news. Bad news is, my motherboard is screwed. The capacitors are bloated like overcharged batteries. No I did not feed it with steroids or viagras. So that means I did nothing wrong while transfering it to it's new home.
Since no. 2 happened, got no choice but to get a new motherboard and a new piece of DDR ram since the old one used SDRAM. Bad news is, ram prices are going up like crazy this week. Another bad news, I can't afford to wait till the price drop. Gonna cost me around RM400+. Told my dad about it but no response(ie; shoot flames from his mouth or club me to death with the steering wheel he was holding). So can't be sure if this is a bad news or a good news.
got diarhea this morning. Crapped water entire morning.
Learnt something new; bloated capacitors-->dead motherboard. Bad news, thats my motherboard.

Jeep's birthday aftermath report

2006-09-05T09:42:00.000+08:00

Someone turned 20 2 days ago.The same day Steve Irwin got PWNED by a stingray and a day before the birth of the first 3rd generation prince(The emperor 1st generation, his parents 2nd so that makes him the 3rd generation right?)into the Japanese Royal household. And I only knew about it that morning. Damn. Here's the photos and videos. More actions in the videos though so be patient and wait for it to load.

Birthday boy with water ballon

Pink seems to be the "in" clour this year.

Shon's revenge for his previous birhtday "celebration". Not gonna post the pictures coz limpeh also kena.

...........

Wasted........

They've gotten too high....

WTF!!?!?

here are the videos. Don know whether it works or not . First time ma

Happy birthday Jeep!

Previous birthdays are here(Welly's; the best one this year) and here(sy's)

Guess what?

2006-09-04T08:57:00.000+08:00

Heh hey guess what? The school's blocking of several websites does have a flaw. Not so tough now aren't you? HA HA. No idea what Im talking about? here. Second paragraph. If it's not clear enough, I've found a way to by-pass the blockade the school made on several websites ie; youtube. A million thanks to kopitiam aka Dino from lowyat.net. I guess it is true that I just love to do things illegally.

If you wanna know how, PM me. If Im in a jolly good mood I might just tell you. Or you can ask any tech wiz in school. Im sure they know more. Or you can surf over to lowyat.net.

Doing my leftover assignments in front of the library pc now. Bye!

My 49th post

2006-09-01T09:15:00.000+08:00

Just realised that this is my 49th post here. And Malaysia celebrated it's 49th birthday yesterday. A coincidence? or a sign? Any particular numbers I should be buying for tomorrow's 4D? or a set of numbers for the 6/42 jackpot would be REAAAALLLYYY nice.

Continuing with my report for our performance for the Merdeka eve. Well.. it's all over now and life had gone back to it's boring self. No public holidays but there's this "unrecorded leave" for the participant's of yesterday's parade(which does not include us , the uber 1337 performers for the eve.) Im too lazy right now to write a really long and boring post so here's a summary of this and that in point form.

We had fun. Yeah. Real fun. Seriously. Never knew that a National Day countdown could brought this much fun.
Regain my bahasa sarawak skill. Thanks to the St Joe kids(Marvin, Azuan, Andrew and many more) I fool around with during the rehearsals.
Gain support of the Green Road kids. Thanks to the liitle pact we made out of boredom.
Lawrence made a new pattern. kenny-tul. For more info, go look for him.
Out of stress, even the coolest and strictest of seniors/coaches can go gila-gila(fooling around)
Learned that even the simplest things in life could lead to a friendship.
Crazy bunch combo of St Joe, Kch Town and Green Road can really bring lots of fun and colours to your life.
Got to shake hands with Tan Sri Datuk Amar Dr. George Chan and Tan Sri Datuk Amar Alfred Jabu. And they thanked us and said it was a good show.
Officially(READ: As far as I know)Im the only one who never tasted any of the food given during the rehearsals and the performance night, except for the bottled waters and fruits.
Im the only one who did not get punished for dressing up "uniquely" during the rehearsals. When everyone's in full, Im wearing half. Twice. And during the final and full rehearsal, I wore sandals whereby all were supposed to wear shoes(thanks to my dad who manage to bring the shoes for me).
Discovered that patriotic side of myself. Singing along to the songs, asking others to stand up straight during the National Anthem. Listening to patritic songs on TV and radio will never be the same again. (despite the complains you hear from me from time to time)
Celebrating Merdeka Day with a bunch of friends and singing along on stage waving flag was really fun indeed. Too bad the next one would be in 14 years. God knows what I would be by then.

That's all I guess. Conclusion: I had fun, lots of them. Despite all my rantings and complains.

P/S: I'll try to get some pictures of the event and maybe even some newspaper cuttings(if they publish our story lah). And I guess this would be my last post for my life as a fighter for a while(a few weeks or a few months). Unless I can get the pictures. Then THAT would be the last one.

Tired

2006-08-29T11:13:00.000+08:00

So tired...so fuckin tired. Can barely keep my eyes open. Felt like falling asleep walking. Seriously. So tired that I noticed there's another two beings inside the lift with me just when I was pressing the button. (those two beings are humans by the way). Stupid organizers.

Only spent 6 hours at home(including sleep) for the past two days. One more night . One more night and life's gonna go back to it boring self. Luckily they are kind enough to give us a day off before the real performance. Waiting the entire night for that 15 minutes on stage(below stage or becoming keh leh feh for those that's not 1337 enough like limpeh here). Boredom can make people crazy. Even the strictest of seniors. (I shall ~~reveal more of their diry secrets~~ blog more about what crazy things we did in later posts. Muahahahahaha)

Kuching Martial Arts Festival

2006-08-28T12:12:00.000+08:00

One down, another to go. 3 more days epsilon, 3 more days. Then life's gonna go back to it's boring self......

Ok pic time!

Final rehearsal for the showcase team before it starts

Items used

Balloons used for opening ceremony

Notice the wushu girl in pink? she seems to be able to sense my camera eventhough I took it from far away.

The compulsary group photo. I' somewhere in there. If you're smart enough you'll know

Comparing my digicam made my balls shrunk 3 sizes

I decided NOT to photoshop this pictures. Haha.

It's tomorrow

2006-08-25T12:54:00.000+08:00

For those of you who had nothing better to do with your pathetic life on a Saturday night or if you want to have a sober Saturday night without any hangover on Sunday morning where you can attend Sunday Service at church without falling asleep halfway(of course, even when the event ended, the night would still be freaking young for you night owls out there), come and join us at the MBKS hockey stadium(if you don't know where it is, it's sandwiched between the MBKS swimming pool and the MBKS building. U know, the long-long-sharp-sharp one.)

And if you REALLY had nothing else better to do, come see our rehearsal for the Merdeka Day eve at the waterfront(the courthouse section. there's few stages there so if you can't find it then you'll need some serious help). Full rehearsal including the dancing, marching, raising of Jalur Gemilang(if you're a Malaysian and you don't know what this means you win the internet.) and the shoutings of "MERDEKA" 7 times. This rehearsals will be going for tonight, and the nights of 27 and 28. If limpeh remember correctly, members of the public would not be allowed near the stage on the 30th. So if you wanna see what those VVIPs are looking at on the night of the 30th, now is your chance.

If you are new to my blog, and had now idea Im talking about, tomorrow night would be the ~~anal~~ annual Kuching Martial Arts festival. Read more here, here, and here.

I'll try to post up some pictures of it. Provided Im not drafted into the group demonstration AGAIN.

Kuching Martial Arts Festival 2nd Rehearsal

2006-08-21T10:29:00.000+08:00

A really really long post with lots and lots of pictures. Longest/largest ever in this blog I suppose. Don't whine if your pc crash, explode and turned into a pile of ashes. You had been warned.

So as the title goes, last Sunday was the second and final rehearsal for the Kuching Martial Festival this coming Saturday. Two hours before that was the rehearsal for the one during Merdeka eve. Nothing much going on so Im gonna post in point form with pictures.

Start off with a rant. Fuck you bloody monkeys. People did not insult your martial arts so don't fucking do that to others (luckily they did not insult us or our art or Im gonna mutilate them and feed them to hamsters). Although Im an ass(a well-known one that is), I never did wat you fuckers did. You are a fucking disgrace to the world of martial arts. The arts you learn, well NEWSFLASH. Its not as cool as you think it is and it is fucking retarded. And you guys had the fucking guts to call youself martial artists.I had no intention to insult you guys but you morons had done it this time. Fuck you. I hope you break you balls in your next round of sparring and your offsprings will be retarded ones. That's why you'll never evolve and will stay in that semi-monkey state forever. Fucking monkeys.

Compared the size of our cameras. (Sir, Jeff and limpeh's). Jeff's the biggest. limpeh's in 2nd place and sir's the thinnest.

Got dragged into the demo team again. Luckily more showed up later that morning and I opened my big mouth and tell Jong "why don't I go out and let him(the late comer) join in". And his response"ei sir. This guy 3rd degree le." and pulled me out saying "luckily you say so or else you're gonna be in there for good". Bo pien ma.There's not enough peopleand Im the most junior and youngest amongs the seniors. Thats why you guys get to see those pictures below.

A senior came complaining to me about someone_2.(click this link, 2nd last paragraph, KNN moment of the day and this link). Apparently he's so retarded that he can't take orders(dude, I knew that agaes ago). So I told him about this. And his response was "He think our 3rd degree so easy to get ka?" and "if he wants ask him to run all the way to Sibu and run back again la." and later that morning "I think he'll stay in 2nd degree forever. Period".

Ok nuff' said. Picture time.

The ~~death threat~~ letter of summoning.

The ~~council of doom~~ committee meeting. MOST of the seniors in STA. Im somewhere in there. Thanks Nicole for taking these two pictures

These green road kids' got some 1337 posing skill.

Group briefing. ~~Or was it getting scolded by the chief coach?~~

Group self defence.(the pattern, kicking & semi free sparring part was too fast for me to take)

Hey look mom, NO PLANKS!

Sorry girl. I had a loooonngggg and boring morning at school.

showcase team briefing.

Mix team pattern. A cross shape. Very nice......

The happy couple

The bad guys/hamsap lous.

As the story goes, the guy is a pussy and cried and cheap-shot the bad guys when they are down and hid behind his girlfriend.

It's very blur but I can't help not posting this one.

Longest flying side kick. Its blur but at least you know someone actually flew over.

Building the human pyramid. I used to be the base or the ones holding the planks. But this time, Im standing around taking pictures(pretty bad quality though).

Blur but hey, at least you knew someone flew over. I forgot the multi-shots function and got PWNED by a 40 year old in simple digital photography.

PWNED!

If you can't see clearly, someone's yaaawwwning....

...................

Middle of Ju-Che

Now... the best picture of all that I took that morning. Behold

The best picture and the prettiest girl in STA.

There you go Char. The pics you wanted. Send me a msg if you want the pics in bigger resolutions. Feel like coming back again?

**EDITED**
Got people complain the pictures small wor and cannot see pretty girls. So I changed it into the larger version.

First time

2006-08-19T19:53:00.000+08:00

Her parents was out of town that few days. So I went over to keep her company for a while. We sat at the sofa watching some kinda romance movie I can't recall. I looked into her eyes. She looked back. Our lips draw nearer and nearer. Oh before I go further, I just wanna say a word here.

PWNED!
If you thought Im gonna write about my sex life in here, you are crazy.

This post is gonna be all about "First times" that happened to me. So before ou go any further and die of boredom middle of it, turn back now. You've been warned.

First time lying about what Im gonna post.
First time drafting what Im gonna blog on paper beforehand.

Nice handwriting eh?

First time room raiding for a chair.
First time using 8th floor.
First time sitting in front of the class.
First time staying awake for the entire 2hours of Dr Ha's class without toilet break, I-need-a-drink break or I'm-fucking-damn-bored break.
First time the canteen forgets my order.
First time playing dota(I know I'm slow)

First time staying up late at night learning new pattern. (Yoo-Sin tul)
First time downloading Jap drama(Densha Otoko)

First time downloading soundtracks for Jap drama.

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Learnt a new word(again) during training today. Taiping kung chu. Princess Taiping, puteri Taiping. Try guess what it means. Lawrence's gonna be so screwd tomorrow. Both these are related.

I was right

2006-08-16T09:27:00.000+08:00

I knew it! I was right after all! I knew that certain "someone_2's" gonna ask sir to let him go for his 3rd degree. Hah!

But I never thought he's that fast. My estimate was that he's gonna ask for it around this week or this Sunday's training. But noooooooo. He went and asked the same day he saw me with an extra stripe on my belt.

And of course, his "request" was denied. Right-on-the-spot-with-no-seconed-thought. To add insult to injury, he "kena cuci" by one of the other senior/instructor as well. Hah!

Lesson learnt: (lazy want to write. Think about it yourself. Your brain is inside our skull for some reason you know. )

If you guys got no idea what Im crapping about, here. 2nd last paragraph, under "KNN moment of the day"

If you guys wanna know EXACTLY who that "someone_2" is, send me a message through MSN. I'll be happy to reply. If you do not have my MSN, go ask from those who have it. So that I can Indirectly verify your identity. haha

LYN thread

2006-08-15T09:13:00.000+08:00

Came across this thread just now. I thought got new video. KNN

http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=327089

Sam-Il

2006-08-14T21:27:00.000+08:00

Finally finished Sam-Il today. In case you are wondering waderfark Im talking about, Sam-Il is the 1st pattern for 3rd degrees. Took me almost half a year to finish this one although it only consists of 33 movements. Lets have a comparison here shall we. Toi-Gye, a red-stripe pattern had got 37 movements while Yul-Gok, a blue stripe pattern consists of 38 movements. Sam-Il's a lil bit tricky so limpeh here need to learn it from the book+helps from sir. I know someone who learn it just by instruction. ;).

an intepretation of Sam-Il from the encyclopedia(NOT wikipedia) fr you guys to ponder about

"denotes the historical date of the independence movements of Korea which began throughout the country on March 1, 1919. The 33 movements in the pattern stand for the 33 patriots who planned the movements. "

This is the only video in youtube that i can find. My personal opinion; Ping would have done a better job at this pattern. ;)

oh and my first video post!

Kuching Martial Arts festival first rehearsal

2006-08-13T22:57:00.000+08:00

Almost the usual stuff but not that normal as well. First, a combination of CHun-Ji, Dan-Gun, Do-San, half of Po-Eun and Hwa-Rang. All performed as one smooth pattern.There must be at least 60-70 movements on there. Glad that I need not do it. Hopes that it continues this way(fingers crossed).

Next up, kicks. Didn't really pay attention during this part. Then semi free sparring.After that, 1-step sparring. Same thing with minor changes here and there. Power breaking's gonna be the last part for the group demo. Punch, jumping snap kick and flying side kick.

While my cousin and I where talking/crapping about how good it is being a senior this time around and not have to perform, sir came by and pulled her in to lead the ladies team pattern demo. Talk about irony. "five girls with same height and same body size. where to find" so they say. And Mr Sim dubbed them as the STA's siau lung ni(small dragon girls)

Bangga moment of the day: When sir announced the list of assistant instructors and when it comes to my name"Mr epsilon, he's the newly promoted 3rd degree" and followed by an applause.

Funny moment of the day: When "someone" thought Im still a 2nd degree and asked me to line up. Sir pulled me out from there. "someone" asked me to go in again. Then he realised that Im not what I used to be. The look of his face; priceless.

KNN moment of the day. When "someone_2" found out that Im already promoted(yeah its the 3rd time this post) and kept pestering yours truly about it.

I know, i know. This is one boring post. Im gonna try get some pictures of the next rehearsal. No promise though.

My new tie...

2006-08-12T20:57:00.000+08:00

I find the lack of pictures in this blog depressing. So here goes.

Received my new tie today. Cost me Rm76(U$D30). A new "must-wear-in-official-functions" for 3rd degrees and above.

Made entirely of silk. (Was trying to find the Made in[insert location] tag. Guess it wasnt Made in CHina then. ;p)

Debut of this tie; the first championship next year. Or the First aid cum administration seminar later this year. Wonder how Id look in it. :P

Gilbert's Law Number 13.

2006-08-10T16:27:00.000+08:00

A new addition to Gilbert's Law. The thirteenth.

Cheating is correct and rightful if one did not get caught.
All men/boys are naturally flower-hearted"/"hua sing".
Rules and regulations are meant to be broken(Except this one of course.)
"chin kak" + "pei phei" + "mou chi" = success. Translation: one must cunning and devious in order to achieve success.
When doing other's a favour, always expect a return.
Every human in the world are meant to serve and please you and only you.
Always assume that the entire world revolves around you.
Nothing comes free.
Risk big, win big
The higher your hopes, the harder you will fall.
Your middle finger is you best friend. Use it in any situation and it shall never fail you.
Marriage is just a license for sex while love is a reason used to get a chick laid.
Money CAN buy happiness.

I got this one when an msn contact of mine put down something similar for her personal message. It goes something like this " money can't buy happiness but then with money I can go shopping and and when Im shopping I am happy. "

Don't you just hate hypocrites? lets take medical students for example. Why in the fucking world do you choose this course? Well if you say your mummy made you do it then I have nothing else to say. But then.....if you say you wanna save lives and something else along that line, I have two words for you. FUCK YOU. Deep down inside all you can think of is milking money out of your patients. Struggling for 6-7 years just that you can save life and make the world a better place. BULLSHIT my friend. Want to save life go become bomba la. Ok if you wanna prove me wrong, why don't some/anyone of you go work for free for several months. I bet my bottom ass that you will even cry when you are posted to hospitals in ulu areas. Saving life my ass.

This blog is not meant to flame/degrade anyone/any profession in particular. I admit, I took engineering not because I wanna make the world a better place, but it is because I wanna make some money to feed, cloth and shelter me. I pick medical students because it would make stuff seems clearer. :p

Maybe starting from today, Im gonna post desriptions of each laws if I run out of things to blog.

Chuk yiu-Keluar minyak

2006-08-05T20:13:00.000+08:00

There's gonna be this Kuching Festival Parade or stuff so some of the sch's(my ex-sch) band members had been gathering there and practising their stuff since before the training began. Here's how it begins.

Sir spotted the band members: Oh ching wan yiu chuk yiu ha?(oh tonight got "chuk yiu " ha?)
How and limpeh looking at each other puzzled: Chuk yiu???
Sir : Neh chuk yiu?? parade???
How and limpeh: Oh parade.....
sir:If not what you guys think it is?
Limpeh stupidly answer: I thought chuk yiu=keluar minyak.
How feeling enlightened and nodded his head fast fast.
The entire class: wuahhahahahahahaha
Sir pointing at limpeh: Neh this guy really need to keluar minyak la.
Sir(shaking his head): Ngaiti you this people who din went to mandarin class....
(How also agree with me ma but Im the only one kena.....)

Another one
Sir: eh epsilon you try guess how much MAS air ticket to KL now
limpeh: errr....around 400+? coz That day we went only around that.
Sir: 600++ ah taiko.
How(he must be feeling very smart): Oh got one way.

Sir looking at him with eyes wide open

How swinging both his hands forward: Neh can swim there ma.
Sir: Oh ok. Next time I bring you out to championships you swim there I tell you. I'll wait for you there. The next Penang championship you swim there I tell you.

Cant remember liau. LOL-ly that time

And yet another one(refer to the first one)
Sir: Wah if tonight raining then those band people will be in big trouble la.
Limpeh: Oh still can continue. (mimicking the sound of trumpet inside water).
Us: Laughing like hyenas
Sir: This guy must be losing his mind liau. Just now keluar minyak, now this.

There's still few more crazy funny conversations between us(the seniors who went for GR training) but Im not gonna post it up coz its very sensitive and you people might not hear from me ever again.

Moral of the story: No matter how old/senior you get, you still can be a jackass. (referring to LIMPEH. )

P/s: another rehearsal tomorrow morning. Knn......our one so perfect liau still need to go....

Hey guys

2006-08-03T22:28:00.000+08:00

Hey if you're an STA(refer to previous post) member/ex-member reading this blog, just give me a holla will ya?either in the chatterbox or the comment. Just wanna know how many of you are reading. Will love to know you all!

The reasons why STA(Sarawak Taekwondo Association ) kick ass

2006-08-01T22:10:00.000+08:00

Another of my post as a fighter/student. Pretty long so deal with it.

We are so damn cooperative. You need us for demonstration? sure. Oh you need 100 of us. No problem. 200? No problem. 300? also no problem. All black belts? sure. why not. Oh you only wants the seniors? No problem.
Oh the demonstration's next week? No problem... 2 X 3hours session is all we need. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Thats the reason government agencies loves us. Coz we are reliable and we never back out of any promises. Anything you want, we can deliver.
Others show up in rehearsals in jeans, shorts, Mickey mouse t-shirts but we show up in our half uniform ( official STA t-shirt+white pants+belts+sporst shoes) even when we're supposed to perform bare-footed. Thats why we looked so damn cool. Coz we're one bunch of disciplined kids even though we need not attend military drill camp.
Our coaches are the youngest among the coaches in the rehearsal but yet we deliver the most painful stings. We need not cling to one person to do everything. Even our juniors are capable of attending meetings and manage teams of hundreds. Nor does there any one person that's gonna hog all events available and yet comes out with crap.
We know what we need to do, we know our own capacity, we know what we want and we know what we need. Therefore, we never arrive clueless.
You don't wanna do your part; Get Out! You missed out rehearsals without proper explaination; get ready to be fried. Heck we're the only team who punish members that "forgot" any part of their uniforms during teh rehearsal.
From the public's eyes our performances are so damn perfect. But we ourselves knows that there's still a lot of places to work on.
You think that just becasue we have hell lotsa black belts at our disposal you think that its that damn easy to get it. HELL NO. Going for the exam is one thing but qualifying for it is a totally different thing. And it gets a lot harder each degree. Yours truly here never even think about getting a 3rd degree. Getting the recommndation/green light to go for it was one of the biggest surprise in my life. To go higher, assist in trainings(teaching the juniors), lose the badass-I-don't-listen-to-commands attitude, participate and cooperate in events. Winning a medal for the team does give you an extra edge though but its useless unless you have the previous criterias.
10 minutes ago you guys were opponents in the ring and practically kicking the ass outta each other but a moment later outside the ring, you will be laughing joking among yourself.
You from Sg Maong are my friend, you from St. Joseph also my friend. Im from Green Road but we are all friends. We fight under the same banner and we are one big happy family.
STA solely does not belong to to him, to her, to you, or to me. It belongs to all of us(members of STA)
Politics does happen but its at a tiny microscopic scale. It got solved before anything could happen.
Contrary from popular beliefs that seniors are immune; HELL NO. In fact, seniors are the ones at a higher risk since all our moves are monitored. I've seen several very senior members got suspended for several reasons. (Im not telling any further unless you are really really really really close to me)
This is not the place that is only creating fighters. if you have problems, we can help you. Advises from seniors are priceless. Childrens here grow up into a respectable member of the society, problematic teenagers turned into obedient students. Stories of successful seniors are abundant. Heck we have lotsa graduates, doctors, engineers, lawyers and other "high ranking elites" that was a member before.
Not only we learn how to fight, we learn how to manage teams/clubs, how to deal with people(some real annoying ones) and how to get our life on track.
And yes we might be a small association(only based in Kuching) but we can really kick ass. Last year alone, 9 members were sent to Seni Bela and returned with 8golds+1 other medal. A true record.

If there's anything else that I can think of later Im gonna add it in again. Im not kissing ass here but Im just speaking out my mind. Most of the things above had happened to me and many other friends of mine. Cynical-idealist for example. Just ask her.
I might just be another Mr nobody out there in the society if I did not join STA when Im in form 1. My seventh year in STA.Parents out there, you should know by now what you should do. ;)

Welly's Birthday Aftermath Report

2006-08-01T14:00:00.000+08:00

Welly's birthday just now. Flour+egg+pepsi+soya bean+7up....smell like crap. Went a bit lenient on him since most of the apes are away.

If a picture says a thousand words, then there must be quite a few of thousands of words in this post.

Still clean and happy.....

First attack by....yours truly

2nd attack.......with pepsi

Soya bean

Flour......

Flour + 7up

Egg.....

Ground zero

Group Pic

One happy couple house cleaning

Aspiring Rockstar

Apes love pink. Told ya

Ala Miri school fight video

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WELLY

STPM

2006-07-31T12:40:00.000+08:00

Getting Smarter:

The objective of STPM is to pass people?
How do you explain the fact that 87% of the students passed the
examinations of the Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) recently?
When during your grandfather's time only 10% would have passed?
Are students getting smarter? Or are STPM questions getting easier?

Let me put things in their proper perspective.

During your grandfather's time, they would ask exam questions like:

In what year did Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka?

The correct answer was "1402", and they found that only 10% of the students managed to answer the question correctly. This didn't go down too well with the authorities, because the objective of the exams was to pass people.

I mean, what's the point of having exams if people fail?

So later, they found another way to ask the same question:

Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year:
(a) 2001
(b) 2004
© 1986
(d) 1975
(e) 1402
Tick the correct answer.

The results were better in that 20% of the students passed. But it was still not good enough, so the authorities tried a different tact a few years later.

Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year1402. True or false?

Well, half of the students guessed "True" and the other half guessed "False". Fully 50% passed. The results were getting pretty acceptable by now.

Most other countries would be satisfied with a 50% passing rate, but not us. We are a better country, because we are a boleh country.The authorities then cracked their heads and then came out with this one:

Read the following sentence carefully.
"Parameswara, the cousin of Proton-Iswara, founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year 1402." Underline the name of the person who founded Melaka.

60% underlined "Parameswara", 30% underlined "Proton-Iswara" and 10% underlined "1402". Hooiyoh......60% managed to pass! So krever!

But for some reason, the authorities were still not contented. So last year, they came out with this gem:

One day in the year 1402, Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka. Then he went home to have dinner. What did he eat?

13% handed in blank answers, 57% wrote "Maggi Mee", and 10% wrote "Kentucky Fried Chicken", and 20% wrote "Tree bark".

The official answer was "Food" of course!

So it's true. The students are indeed getting smarter.

got this from the Jokes section in Lowyat.net. STPM-ers this year, GOOD LUCK!

That day

2006-07-30T22:37:00.000+08:00

A very long post. Also a long overdue one. SO bear with me.

Reached there early, for breakfast. Saw sir and he asked me to open up the hq. Came down and saw Mr Sim. Oh shit. Went to the nearby coffeshop, saw Jeff there. Oh shit again. Never thought all of them were gonna be there. Had breakfast with all of them; sir, madam, Jeff, and Mr Sim. Went back to HQ after that. Sir asked me to carry the box of roof tiles up.

More and more candidates starting to arrive. Zhen was there too. Oh shit AGAIN. Those kids from Green Roads(lets call tehm GR now for convienience sake) arrived. "Ei chuo mek ni hui zhai che pien"(Ei how come you are here?).

Not wanting them to know first," Lai pang mang lo"(come here help lo).

"Ooohhh".They doesnt sound that convinced though which shows thatI am that dam lazy. Or shrewed.

After warm up and stuff, those GR starting to get scared(I assume coz there's a lot of big sized kayu balaks around) and asked"woi then ik sia wo men ken siu spar? cien pu ta ta che thek le"(woi later who/how we spar? all big big size one).

"Jessica le?" Their eyes started to shine when she popped out at the door.

Arranged into positions, bowed, and the game begins. 1st Dan candidates performed their pattens first. We senior took turn commanding. Then the 2nd Dans' turn. When they're almost done, sir shouted "woi epsilon, get ready. your next."

Asked one of the GR to helped me buy a bottle of 100Plus and"ni kan, wo ken ni chiang liau. Tha yu khau tek"(See, I tell u liau. He's one of the candidates.)

"Next, Mr epsilon"Bowed again, begins my pattern. Started with Eui am. It was all silent during that. And when i finished, an applause from the back; from the other candidates and their parents. Felt like Im floating although Im shaking all over. Confirmed by the GRs after that. (Guys Im not bragging nor Im kidding. Its real. ) Continued with Chong Jang and Juche. Then Hwang Gae, Ge Baek and Hwa Rang.

Self defence. Or one step sparring. Not much to say about this part. Except that my poor opponent got thrown on the floor. A LOT. Even sir and those senior in front started laughing like hyenas.

Next sparring. Started with the juniors(as usual la). Took quite a long time. Sir saw that im yawning and thought that I must be bored to death so he put me in some time in the middle. My first victim(the same poor boy who go thrown on the floor by me during the self defence part). Going for his 1st degree. Didn't pummeled him that much though. Then a few rounds later, its him and me again. I dunno why but some how he whispered"sir can don't kick that powerful? Technique only. "(he ACTUALLY called me sir.)I just smiled at him. Dunno what to answer back ma. And my last round of 1-on-1 free sparring; with Jeff. I KNEW IT. Damn. Didn't get pummeled that much from him though. HQ too small and too much people kicking at the same time so can't do anything much.

2 on 1 sparring. Im in the first round. Opponent, Jeff and Zhen. Damn. I knew it. The purpose of them being there despite there's another training in Youth & Sports center that morning. Concentrated my attacks on Jeff since the beginning(he's the sparring coach and that his specialty ma while Zhen is a pattern guy). BIG MISTAKE. That guy, despite his pretty small/medium built, does got some tricks up his sleeve. Ate several kicks from Zhen. And a few more from Jeff. Seems like this is an initiation ritual to join their club..... So basically thats the time I got pummeled myself. When it's all over, Sir and seniors in front was laughing like hyenas again.

Power breaking. Helped to hold the planks for the juniors first so mine was pretty much the last. So when it's my turn, Mr Leong held the plank for me. Suspension punch. The planks where pretty much held with only 3 fingers to break it, speed is essential. Thus, suspension. No problem. Broke it with one attempt. Second, suspension kick. Did not break though. But I get to kick Jeff's hand.(kinda like a payback). Smart Mr Leong asked Jeff to hold it since he knew Im gonna miss.

Remember the roof tiles? It comes into play now. Two pieces for hand techniques, another two pieces for leg techniques. Hand technique first. Since I've used punch previously, so I "experimented" with knife hand strike. Broke only one though. The bottom ones. Don't ask me how that happens though. Leg technique next. Decided to use turning kick since I aced in using this to break stuff. After the two tiles was securely tied to Mr Metal Holder, measure once, measure twice and WHAM. They broke. Not into two pieces, not three, nor four nor five. Seems like it got disintergrated. Must be hundreds of pieces of it now on the floor with lots dust flying around. Heard a loud applause from the back(again, Im not bragging/kidding here)

After the rest of the juniors finished the breaking, all are lined up again. Result time. ".........and Mr epsilon, promoted to 3rd degree black belt."Shake hands, congratulate each other. One of them was the mom of the guy I pummeled earlier. Turns out she's also an ex-GRSS TKD member. Paiseh betul la....

A late(very late) congratulations to those who passed that upgrading. Good job. And remember, being a black belt is not an end. Its merely a new beginning to another chapter of your life in Taekwondo.

A little piece of advice for future black belts. Think carefully if you are up to it. Being another level higher means more responsibility.

some pic. Not much. Busy ma. Sorry for the poor editing though.

Red Fraction

2006-07-29T22:41:00.000+08:00

I have a big gun
I took it from Robocop
Sick with justice, i just wanna bang you
Im your angel only a ring away
You make me violate you, no matter who you are
Its all up to you, no one is forever
But burn in hell, by the pigs out there
Its always been hell from when i was born
Then let me violate them, no matter who they are
Get down, on your knees,
Get a good head on your shoulders
Its for you guys, go to the end of the earth
Do, what you think, give it with delication
I put you out of misery
You made a mess, for Christ's sake, this petty world
Shit out of luck
Go with your vision
Light up the fire, right on the power
We're gonne have it all

Red Fraction, MELL

Demotion

2006-07-29T20:29:00.000+08:00

I've got demoted..... All thanks to Karate-do(and those other "clans" who delivered less manpower than promised) who fong fei kei the entire demonstration which means every "caln" now needs another 15 extras. Needless to say, yours truly here finally needs to get down and dirty. There goes my so-called privilege of standing around doing nothing :D. Bo pien ma. Not enough black belts around ma. Oh well. Nothing wrong with that except now I actually needs to sweat for real. Only can blame those bastards who fong feikei the entire thing. KNNCCB. I hope you guys break your balls in your next round of sparring and for the females, got your boobs flatten. If you cannot make it tell people earlier la. And if you cannot send that much people, don't promise that much la. KNN this people.

And it seems like our's the most perfect of them all. The "bangga" moment of the day; when then choreographer said" Ok semua, pusing dan lihat bagaimana Taekwondo buat. Ikut macam mereka."
Translate: "Ok guys, everyone turn around and look at how Taekwondo did it. Follow them"

And TaiChi's not as easy as you think. For me that is.

Seems like Im writing a chronicle of my life these few days. More to come. :D

p/s; if you've got no idea what Im crapping/ranting about, read here and here.

Assistant

2006-07-28T23:56:00.000+08:00

Not a bad job though. Basically you just stand around, watching people, correcting them, give ideas and stuff like that. Hmmmm...at least I don't have to shout that much. Im new remember? Oh if you guys have no idea what Im talking about, read the previous entry.

Its pretty ok though the rehearsal. The choreographer seems to know what he's doing. And he let us keep the "identity" of each of the martial arts that is gonna go on display. No forcing us to do techniques of the other "clans"(although it might be fun for ME to WATCH). Just some advise on slowing/toning down our techniques(it is only natural that we give all we have) to match the Sajak/syair.

And damn there's this hot chick down at the Tang Soo Do section. The girl in light blue shirt/blouse with sleeve+white long pants, if you are reading this entry, please leave something(email, MSN, Friendster) in the chatterbox or the comment section. It would be inappropriate for me(hey im working there ok?) to approach you and ask for your number there. (your coach might kill me and the other coaches in my clan are gonna throw shoes at me) If you happen to stumble upon this piece of crap in the cyberworld that is.

P/S; If there's any of you ITF guys reading this, I DID NOT OGLE AT GIRLS DURING THE REHEARSAL. I repeat. I DID NOT OGLE AT GIRLS DURING THE REHEARSAL. I was checking on you guys' performances and I somehow caught a glimpse of those pretty girls and it somehow got etched into my memory.

Oh and I'll try to include some pics of the rehearsal here in the next post.

Of Hungry Ghost Festival, Kuching Festival and National Day Celebration

2006-07-28T01:12:00.000+08:00

This could be my busiest month of the year. Semester 2 starting and National Day celebration is to be held here in Kuching. And this is also the month of Kuching Festival. Oh before I forget, now is also the time when spirits are allowed to roam freely on earth. According to the Chinese's believe that is.

I've got nothing to do with the last one though but some how I got dragged into doing something for Kuching Festival and 2006 National Day celebration. In conjunction with this year's Kuching Festival(well, practically EVERY year) is the Kuching Martial Arts Festival. It used to be Kuching Street Martial Arts Festival(a somehow failed attempt to make martial arts sound more hip) but this year, thanks to the National Day celebration which is happening during the same time, it is gonna be held in the Hockey Stadium instead of the streets(Song Thian Cheok road, Padungan road). Can't say that this is a blessing though coz' the probability of spotting a hot chick during that is rather low(compared to the "Street" version). One good thing is your's truly here, might not need to get down and durty myself. You see, Im the Assistant Coach. Along with my two cousins and another two 3rd degrees.

And after some pretty long years, the National Day celebration is back in Kuching. What does that got to do with me you may ask(coz usually for me it's just another public holiday). Well again, Im the assistant coach along with two other 3rd degrees. Ping is the chief coach for this and the Kuching Festival's. The rehearsal starts tomorrow evening. Oh damn.

So ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, ahbeng and ahlians, ah kong and ahma, aunty and uncle, do come to support our demonstrations. For the Kuching Martial Arts Festival it's gonna be on the 26th August, 6pm onwards at the Hockey Stadium(the one near MBKS) so after you've grabbed your dinner at the Kuching Festival nearby, do come and look at our free performance. You don't get to see us kick, punch, break and throw people everyday do you?For the National Day celebration, its gonna be on the 24th, 25th, 27th and 28th of August in Waterfront(rehearsal only but still as good. I think) and the actual one will be on 30th of August also in Waterfront. All of these is gonna be in the evening. Oh and don't forget to see us marching on the morning of the 31st in front of the King. :p

24th, 25th, 27th, 28th............rehearsal(Waterfront)
26th of August.......Kuching MArtial Arts Festival(Hockey Stadium)
30th of August....... Actual demonstration(Waterfront)
31st of August..... Marching in front of the King(Padang Merdeka.)

So guys, don forget to turn on your tv(TV1/Tv2 preferably) on the night of 30/8 and the morning of 31/8.

p/s. If u see "big sized" dude standing around doing nothing, probably thats me. :p

7.5 Million

2006-07-21T13:43:00.000+08:00

What you gonna do when out of nowhere there's Rm7 500 000(for those having hard time with numbers, its 7.5 MILLION) in your pocket? Of course Im talking about those RM3.30 jackpot ticket that can be purchased from coffeshops and apeks on motorbikes. The last draw the jackpot prize was 6milion while the one before it was 7.5 million. I don't know how they calculate it though. :p

So here's my what Im gonna do with 7.5million in my pocket.

Donation. Very important. 500 000 for church and allocate some more for other various charity organisations.
Parents. 1 000 000 for both of them. Should be enough for them. All these while they were only hoping for the RM100 000 Toto 6D while I, the son are much more greedy. hehe
Get my self a car. Something the I've been drooling over since I got my license. First Im gonna get a local one(maybe even a 2nd hand local) to get back my now rusty driving skill. After a while, maybe another Rm100 000 for another new car perhaps?(As long as can see and can drive good enough liau. Im not really a "car person")
Get myself a kick-ass luxury condominium. 3 bedroom should be enough. Master bedroom for my, a guest room , and a work/recreation room with . Rm 500 000 perhaps?
Total everything up, I still have around 5.4 million lying around. So gonna use 1 million for other miscallenous expenditure. Dinner treats, kick-ass phones, electronics, furnitures, entertainment system etc.
4.4 Million left. This is going into super low-risk investment such as FDs(Fixed Deposits), savings. Maybe save some for mutual funds and other low-risk investment. A kind soul in lowyat.net help me calculate that with 4Million inside FD, Im gonna get around RM10 000++ each month minus tax. with these, I can allocated some more for No. 1. And it should be able to keep me fed and dressed for a while. Unless a war broke up or there's another big economic recession then Im in deep shit.
Continue with my degree program. Now that Im financially independent from my parents, there's nothing much to worry about anymore.

So there you have it. My dream financial plan. Of course It'll only work if I strike that Jackpot.

Hours of waiting

2006-07-21T00:32:00.000+08:00

Its gonna be out in a few hours. And Im still here blogging. This must have been one of the worse feeling ever. Waiting for something that might or might not happen in favour of me. Im here talking to the cat and letting him play with my hair. Must be starting to go nuts. Oh Lord I know I've been a bad boy(a really bad one) but could you let me pass though this one with no problem at all? Pretty please? I promise Im gonna try my best to be good boy after this.

On the side note, after 10 long years, Im gonna get a room of my own. Someone's gonna get evicted to the new room once it is ready and I get to stay in my old ones. Which got all my stuff and more importantly; my smell. You heard me right. My smell. As weird as it may seem but I do rely a lot on my sense of smell. A unique sense might trigger and my brain automatically register all the entire environment Im in. For example, smelling the smell of rain gonna bring back my memory of being in Primary One. Specifically, the very first day of primary one. It rained like hell that day and my brain registered that smell with that environment. And of course, the smell of my loyal, trusty, lovely yet smelly pillow brings a sense of being loved. Weird huh?

Faedah Menonton Porn

2006-07-11T15:58:00.000+08:00

One of those apes asked/challenged me; "what do you get from watching porn?"

My answer to him

You can learn things that is not taught in school.
Give you knowledge of which hole to poke when the time comes.

Or you wanna call your mommy and ask

Give you the knowledge of how to please your partner.
Teach you on how to maximise the fun.
Helps take the shyness away during the "first time".
Learn how to use condoms and stuff.

I only got to number 3 before he begged me to change topic. Bunch of pussies.....

Still waiting for pictures from shon's camera to compose SY's Birthday Aftermath Report Part 2

Limpeh angmoh better than you le...

2006-07-05T09:46:00.000+08:00

If I remember correctly, there's this ruckus about the enggrish level of our students not too long ago. And I think I found the reason why.

The pictures I posted below are screenshots from one of the assholes that taught me this semester. Notice how good his enggrish is. Sorry my photoshop skill's not 1337 so I cant edit the pictures to fit into the width of my blog. Here's the link to the pic. It would not be easy to notice the 1337ness of his enggrish but read again carefully.

Stupid Lecturer 1

Stupid Lecturer 2

Stupid Lecturer 3

Qualification
Notice the university that gave him PhD? We are so screwed if we keep rewarding PhD to people with this level of Enggerish.

Aftermath report

2006-07-03T19:44:00.000+08:00

The birthday went pretty well. Renovated KFC. Got some attention from other patrons. People thought we were nuts. No cakes/water balloons/flours flying around though. Damn. Stayed in KFC for two hours plus and thus therefore hog the entire section for that perio of time. The staff were nice enough to tolerate our insanity. Thank you staff-from-3rd-mile-KFC for that.

One our way back to school some one's car got stopped by JPJ for tinted glass. The one Im in also almost got into the same shit since I "misplaced" my seatbelt. Sorry bokep.
Anyway back to the tinted-glass-car. It was her brother's fault for tinting the car but it was the sister's name who got into JPJ's warning list. He's so dead. And since it's JPJ there's no "Bang boleh settle sini ka?" crap. Kurus and the female driver got free lecture on "Keburukan Mentinting kereta". The only damage done I guess was phycological scar to the female driver and a warning letter from JPJ with her name. I dunno what's gonna happen to her brother though.

Here's the pic of the event. Gonna post summore if I found any worth posting.

renovating KFC 1

renovating KFC 2

renovating KFC 3

Finally.....

Notice the lamp?

I had no idea how he got there

Miraculously only a tiny bit of these got onto those apes faces.

Discovery of fire

He found joy in fire. It has just been dicovered remember?

I knew there's something wrong with him all along. Notice the tongue

Hisap rokok? No. Hisap Ganja? No. Hisap gam? No. We even more "keng". We hisap lilin.

Me, birthday girl, and oh well...., both our shirt are pink and were given by those bunch of apes. Apparently apes love pink.

Those KFC dude was so happy that we were leaving that he helped us took the photo. (we "renovated" their place remember?)

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday SY!

2006-07-03T12:14:00.000+08:00

laupanniang's birthday later. so gonna get my revenge. Gonna post pictures of the aftermath later. If there's any camera left alive that is. KFC'c not going to be the same after this. Muahahahaha.

Its kinda late but

2006-06-30T01:03:00.000+08:00

It's kinda late for this but....

Im a 3rd Degree Black Belt!

*runs around the house celebrating ala Ronaldo scoring shouting like idiot*w00h00!
Hey cant a man had his fun?

Now back to sleep......

Post exam depression

2006-06-30T00:23:00.000+08:00

3 stages of exam fever

Pre-examination madness

If it is not clear enough, this happens before the actual examinamtion takes place. Symptons varies from craking stupid jokes, laughing like hyenas inside the libarary, having elaborate plan to cheat and actually considering to do it.

Mid-exam mental disoder

symptons including growling at morons who still talk about the freaking exam and getting suicidal. Usually happens after one paper with another paper pending within days/hours.

Post examination depression

symptons including getting imsomniac, sudden changes in behaviour(from mild to wild or otherwise) and keeps thinking about "what-if-I-fail".

Im at stage 3......

Limpeh still alive.....

2006-06-28T09:11:00.000+08:00

Im still alive. But not for long. Check out the second last paragraph.

KNNCCB youtube block, frienster(not that I care) kena block. And it's right after I found the way to download those kickass videos from it(Im a n00b. I know). KNN. Whats the point of having a 8Mbps direct line then(allegedly one of the fastest in M'sia). Download notes from the internal server? Fuck

On the side note, today's gonna be the last day of exam. Somehow I felt the I flunk Digital Electronics. Stupid bangla(the one who they call lecturer).

4 months of hiatus(not that I study or did more tutorials during that time).

*updated*
Just got my first paycheck today. My first cheque too. From the tutoring that I've been doing. Gonna go watch Tokyo Drift with the bunch of apes tonight. Must have been ages(actually months) since I last been to the cinema. If Im not mistaken it was during Stealth. With the same bunch of apes.

Gilbert's Law, no. 12 added.

2006-02-28T10:40:00.000+08:00

A new semester just started yesterday so it is gonna be pretty hectic and chaotic this few days. Timetable changes,tutorial groupings,lecture notes bla bla bla.I just realised how easy it was back then in secondary school. Everything would be well taken care off and the same timetable wwas use throughout the two semesters. And another thing is that you don't have to worry much about your own financial state. Canteen food was cheap, school fees was cheap and finally, don't have to go around asking for financial assistance from this and that organizations.

A new addition to Gilbert's Law. The twelveth.

Cheating is correct and rightful if one did not get caught.
All men/boys are naturally flower-hearted"/"hua sing".
Rules and regulations are meant to be broken(Except this one of course.)
"chin kak" + "pei phei" + "mou chi" = success. Translation: one must cunning and devious in order to achieve success.
When doing other's a favour, always expect a return.
Every human in the world are meant to serve and please you and only you.
Always assume that the entire world revolves around you.
Nothing comes free.
Risk big, win big
The higher your hopes, the harder you will fall.
Your middle finger is you best friend. Use it in any situation and it shall never fail you.
Marriage is just a license for sex while love is a reason used to get a chick laid.

Kungfu People

2006-02-15T22:55:00.000+08:00

No this is not something about my involvement in martial arts. It is just some stupid jokes/crap I made up while chatting with a close friend of mine. The dialouge below was not the exact conversation but it was close. Real close. It all started while we were rambling about our ~~pathetic~~ single life on Valentine's Day

Me: U know why all those people in kungfu movie, the ones whose kungfu hebat hebat belaka 1 are single?

Dude: y?

Me: Coz you know when they train their kungfu right, their dick got much bigger and their inner energy/tenaga dalaman/tenaga batin got high that its almost limitless ?

Dude: And the girls cannot tahan right?

Dude: Hahahaha

Me: The girl that they screw gonna have overwhelming and endless orgasm and they die of it. Thats why they are single.

Valentines Day

2006-02-15T02:08:00.000+08:00

Its a bit too late for this but for those dating underage girls here is something for you guys

Happy Valentines Day

Early Christmas wish

2006-02-12T23:01:00.000+08:00

I know its just February and it might be a "little" too early for this but anyway this is what I definitely want for this year's christmas. A master grade Strike Freedom Gundam.

Source: DannyChoo

But in the mean time this is what Im trying to get

Source: HLJ

so anybody wanna sponsor me?

Post-CNY post

2006-02-10T23:34:00.000+08:00

I guess it is safe to say that CNY is over by now(although tehnically speaking its this Sunday). This Sunday(15th of the 1stMonth of the Lunar Calendar) marks not only the ending of CNY celebration but it is also a Chinese's Valentine's day(from what i heard, there are two Chinese Valentines where the othe one is during the MoonCake Festival). Coincidentally, February 14th falls the two days after. So that means orange throwing one day(on the Chinese CNY if Im not mistaken girls throw oranges into the river in hope to find their lovemate) and flower giving on the other?

Basically, KL was fun. Gambled in Genting, fooled around in Sunway. One of the best experince this time was my attempt to enter the casino in Genting(Im still one year short from entering casino and buying Toto legally)
So first attempt, walk straight into the "older" casino with my parents on both side. Went through the scanner and bla bla bla. But then the KNN female police stooped me. Heck there are a lot of other people there to stop but no she just had to pick me. It was as if I had the word "UNDERAGE" written across my forehead. She asked for my IC and I stupidly gave her(If I said I left my IC elsewhere wouldnt it be a bigger crime coz we are supposed to carry our IC everywhere?). She then told my mom "eh aunty, belum cukup umur lagi la. 21 baru boleh masuk. " So with my face as red as Angpau I walked out of there. Luckily there werent too much people there once this "ordeal" wrap up. So I went to looked for my brother down at the indoor themepark and went to First World myself to check out chicks there.

Second attempt. The "newer" casino. My parents went in first coz I doubt that the guards are gonna ignore me and just let me in. Waited with my bro for a while outside the entrance. Got bored after a while so decided to try my luck. Went to the entrance, took out my phone, put in on the basket and walked pass the scanner. It went off coz I got my camera strapped to my belt. SO stood there for a while like an idiot waiting to be "served" by the guards. But KNN that guard ws busy talking on the phone and completely ignored me despite the fact that the scanner's alarm went off just now. Since the guard was to busy on the phone I just waltzed in like the world belonged to me with my camera(illegal item in casino).

End of the day, lost a total of rm50 together with my dad on the slot machines. If I was able to enter the casino on my first attempt the lost would be much higher coz my dad doesn't know how to operate the now computerized slot machine.

Anyway, here are some photos from CNY but most of them are from my KL trip. (56K warning)

My neighbourhood on CNY eve

Food arrangements on CNY morning

One of our favourite activity on CNY

Entrance to Kuching International Airport

KIA on the inside

No I don't stay here

On the first day walked here from Bukit Bintang

Inside Petrosains

Amazingly this is just a freaking hologram

First World

On the entrance on Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum in Genting

What I did after the first failed attempt to enter the casino

coming down from Genting

Times Square KL

some performance in Times Square

Sunway

The bridge that got my brother immobilize for two nights straight

Whoops

Our favourite watering hole/eating place in KL

I think KLIA went too far on the jungle in the airport(or was it airport in the jungle) concept

Happy Chinese New Year!

2006-01-29T00:43:00.000+08:00

Have Chinese New Year! Gong xi fatt chai!!

Entering the year of the dog!
Every year on the eve of Lunar New Year there will be one period of time when all hell breaks lose. Even with all those enforcements and raids it's still going up every year. You know what Im talking about. Firecrackers.

Chinese New Year Eve, 1145pm-1215am. Skies are filled with lights and colours. It seems like we are in the middle of war. We would not even realise it if we were invaded that time. Got some videos of these rocket filling up the New Year sky. Gonna edit it first : )

Going to KL tomorrow. Last year it was Singapore(Spent my CNY eve climbing out on a flyover to look at their fireworks.). But damn, their's look like child's play compared to what we have here. Even in this middle class neighbourhood it was fired up like no tomorrow. I wonder what it was like in the rich people's neighbourhood(Nuclear class fireworks perhaps?).

SO again, have a prosperous New Year

Feelings

2006-01-18T23:54:00.000+08:00

Disappointed, angry, helpless, aimless. That is what I'm feeling right now. This is the time when the you feel like the entire world is against you. You are going west while the earth's turning east, a torch right in the middle of the Pacific waiting to be extinguished. Just when you thought when everything is going to be alright, the otherwise happened. Maybe it just not meant to happen the way you wanted. When you feel like there is going be help, hell came.You thought the rain is going to stop but blizzard came along. When this is written, fists are clucthed and ready to strike at anything.

*I created all of the above. Its NOT another copy paste article. *

Nice Guy

2006-01-16T00:12:00.000+08:00

I know I had not been posting anything original(my own writing) these few weeks/months. That is because Im not the "writing" type of person. Heck, I don't even know what type of person I am. So here's another copy-and-paste material which I got from my usual source, Lowyat.net. Please bear with me for a while for me to "rediscover" myself.

The Nice Guy Syndrome

All this while until recently, I have been hearing statements and complaints regarding why that nice guys never get the girl or why nice guys always ended up being an emergency number to the girl. Most of the time, the nice guys out there are complaining as in why each time they treat a girl nice, in the end the girl will end up saying “I prefer you as a friend” or similar things. However, I somehow can relate to their frustration regarding this matter as I used to be one of the people that fall in the nice guy categories. Having thoughts and thoughts after why and how can I suffer in my relationship with women regardless of how nice I am trying to be, I finally found the light at the end of the tunnel and these are some of the reasons why nice guy can’t get the girls the dreamt of. Personally, I have labeled the main cause of this problem as the Nice Guy Syndrome.

Why nice guy?

Most of the time, one of the main misconception guys have regarding getting a girl is that, being as nice as possible will get you the girl. Well, there is a little (really, it’s just little) truth behind this. However, most of the time, the outcome of being as nice as possible to a girl will just end a guy up being just friends. In the end, the nice guy will start to ponder upon what he has done wrong.

To make things simple, there is absolutely no wrong in being nice to the girl, in fact, I believe guys should treat girls with respect and not just view them as a sex object (blame it on the hormones though). However, the first common mistake guys make is that, they try to be nice to the girls in the very beginning.

Take for example a relatively beautiful girl, being beautiful, she must had a lot of compliments and a lot of guys trying to get near to her by being nice to her, complimenting on her beauty and others. Well, if you have been experiencing this for half or maybe a quarter of your life, you will definitely be bored by this. In addition, girls seem to be very sharp in their observation of a man’s body language and tones, therefore when a man is getting heads over heels for the girl, she can tell. Well, I believe even most people can tell when a man is making a fool out of themselves in front of a girl. Just take a night off the mamak stalls and visit a popular club, just sit and observe how man are behaving when their primal instincts spot a beautiful lady. You can obviously tell that the man is trying his very best to get the girls attention or phone number. This is where all the mistakes start.

Mr Nice Guy 1 – The Yes Guy

Have you ever noticed that when a man is trying to go after a girl, he doesn’t seem to give the girl a “no” for an answer. You can tell by calling him up by 2 am and tell him that you wanted to eat supper, my bet is that, he will say yes and get you the supper.

Mr Nice Guy 2 – The Good Guy

Imagine this, you were out with a group of friends, and suddenly the guy was teasing a girl about her new hair style, her cloth or anything about her, then suddenly, another guy will pop out and say, “Don’t worry, your cloth looks nice,” or “Don’t worry, it’s not your fault”. Well, this is generally the guy trying to play the good guy.

Mr Nice Guy 3 – The ATM Guy

This is yet another sad story, some of the guys out there believe that by providing the girl with things that she needs or things that she doesn’t need, she can win the girl’s heart. Well, in relative terms, yes he can, but somehow, their relationship involves cash more than heart as somehow, the guy had become a provider to the girl and as for the girl, the guy is her genie to make her wishes upon.

Mr Nice Guy 4 – The Doormat Guy

This is by far one of the worst case in the nice guy syndrome, some of the guys out there believe that by fulfilling all the wishes of the girl (cleaning her apartment, fetching her, buying her gifts, helping her every requests and etc), he can actually wins the girl’s heart. Well, reality check says that this is not in any way true. Most of the time, one of the most common response is that The Doormat Guy will only get this statement “I prefer you as my best friend” or “You are really a nice friend”.

Mr Nice Guy 5 – The Needy Guy

Lastly, this is also one of the main problems why nice guy don’t get girls. Most of the time, when a man falls for a woman, he will soon starts to behave in a clingy matter where he will look for the girl almost everyday and every minute and every second. He will leave message like, “I really wish to see you again, are you free tonight” and others. Well, this is not good because my failure told me that, the clingier or the closer you are trying to get to her, the more you are going to repel her away.

Generally, this is the 5 main type of the Nice Guy Syndrome. Somehow, we can’t blame the woman for *ahem* using these poor man due to the fact where, well, basically, these man offered themselves as sacrifice.

I was once a victim of the nice guy syndrome for many years, however, by reading more and more books or articles, I found out 3 basic ways that may actually increase my chances with woman.

1) Do not, I repeat myself, DO NOT ever attempt to be nice all the time. Nice is general term, to be more specific, nice is being divided into two categories which is nice as in chivalry and nice as in loser. In all those movies, we always see the man protecting the woman, this is not implying that woman are weaker, it is just that the fact of “The man must protect the woman” had been implemented in our mind since we were born. The main thing about chivalry is that the man will open the door for a woman, pull out her seats, offers her a life home and others. On the other hand, the latter nice guy will try to be nice because he is afraid that he might upset the girl, therefore, whenever there is any request/s, the man will try his best to cope with the requests. This is definitely something worth NOT doing at any cost.

2) Another problem of nice guy is that, nice guys are boring. I believe most of us may agree upon this. Have you ever come across a guy who doesn’t say anything even though you are teasing him, or the guy who only constantly tell you how good or how stunning you are. Well, in the short term, this may seem pleasing to the girl as it reinforces the girl’s self image. However, if the girl has been hearing all these compliments since she started getting her attention, don’t you think it is boring then?

3) Do not afraid to have fun with the woman. Somehow, woman is very sensitive in words, body languages and tones. Therefore, they can tell obviously whether a man is lying or joking. Therefore, stop being afraid and start having a little spark in your conversation. Instead of saying too much good things like “You are really pretty” or “You are the greatest woman I have ever seen”, try adding some creativity into your everyday conversation. Hear are some of the example I have used in my conversation. When a girl calls me by tapping in the hand, the shoulder or anywhere else, the first thing I will do is not to answer her but to give her a shocking look followed by telling her in a serious manner “Ah, why are you so desperate that you actually harassed me sexually?”. This may seem to be a shocking reply, but somehow, it magically makes the girls laughed. After some thinking, I believe that this made the girl smile because in the very first place, the girl can tell that this is just a joke.

4) Lastly, do not be overly clingy to a girl. I understand that when we are struck by love, we wish to see her every now and then, however, please refrain yourself from doing so. This is because you’ll be portraying to her that you are needy and clingy as you do not have a life yourself. When you fall for a woman, the best way to avoid making mistake is that, stop calling up when you have nothing better to say (I believe most of us had experience how awkward it is when you have nothing better to say on the phone, and YET, you do not want to let go of the phone), stop acting clingy and needy and most importantly, continue to hang out with your friends. Somehow, when a guy is acting needy and clings to one girl, he will repel the girl away, on the other hand, when the guy doesn’t clings to her and has many friends, this actually might show that he is a hot catch and most importantly, he is interesting.

credit to mr Geminist from Lowyat.net

The Internet is for......

2006-01-07T20:23:00.000+08:00

Courtesy of fellow forummers from lowyat.net(again)

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Remember those days when we had to write essays like Kepentingan/Kegunaan/The importance of/The use of bla bla bla, this woud be a great source.

Those taking MUET this year, Im not responsible if "something" went wrong in the writing section.

2006 First Post

2006-01-05T23:27:00.000+08:00

"life is one big fight from the day you were born till the day you die"
Dewey, Malcolm in the middle

New Year Resolution

2005-12-31T12:03:00.000+08:00

Online less, study more. (It is also ok if study more while online)
Download & watch less ~~porn~~ anime.
Lying is bad(yeah right.)
Spam less.
Flirt more?
Reduce the torturings on my neighbours ears.
Get a life.
Study harder?
Go out party.(Thanks to someone )
~~Conquer the world~~
Be nice to everyone(with exception to kiasus, n00bies,obnoxious and annoying humans, ahbengs and ahbeng wannabes. )
Go to trainings more often.
Try harder not to slack off during training(Train harder)
Save more $$$.
Try not to forget above resolutions by the end of January.

Happy New Year everyone!

Im a general.......

2005-12-27T21:50:00.000+08:00

I could be Hitler's general (what i had always wanted. )

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 86% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General.
Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the
asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick,
twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other
Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

- new test, it rules, take it -
The Terrorism Test

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 3% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 95% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 74% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Merry Christmas

2005-12-25T13:43:00.000+08:00

Woke up, went to paternal grandmother's place, after that breakfast, then off to church, after that went to grandfather's cemetery, then to maternal grandparents place, then came home, had lunch, begin downloading the long awaited episode 10 & 11 of Mai Otome, took a Nazism test,(gonna post the result maybe few days later. Not today. Hallo! Its Christmas for crying out loud. ) then maybe going to sleep.

Merry Christmas you all!!!

Career Opportunity

2005-12-18T02:04:00.000+08:00

Something I found(Modified a bit) here

Just in case you are all looking for new career opportunities? Pass it
along....

Since the IR has been approved, the underworld is looking for recruits. This
one - CHAP SAR TIAM SECRET SOCIETY, a Geylang-based organization for youth,
is now recruiting members to fulfill a tender they are submitting to the new
casi? Sorry, sorry, integrated resort.

Please fill in the form below and mail to:

Mr. Chao Ah Beng
Membership Officer
Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society
69 Geylang Lorong 69
Singapore 696969

Reference code: chapsartiam.com

APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP IN CHAP SAR TIAM SECRET SOCIETY

1. NRIC No.: _________________

2. Surname: __________________

3. First name: (please X)
[ ] Johnson
[ ] Benson
[ ] Samson
[ ] Hamson
[ ] Janson
[ ] Other: ___________ (if not ending in son, please explain why)

4. Chinese Name: Ah __________(if not beginning with Ah, please explain
why)

5. Age: [ ] Under 35 [ ] Lau Beng

6. Sex: [ ] M [ ] F [ ] at Geylang

7. Length of Last Fingernail: ________ (cm)

8. Ability to squat for:
[ ] 1 hour
[ ] 2 hours
[ ] more than 2 hours (wah, steady!)

9. Hairstyle:
[ ] Spiky
[ ] Dyed with streaks of blond
[ ] Dyed with streaks of red
[ ] Two strands dangling in front of eyes
[ ] Kana mop like that
[ ] Perm (please state which saloon in JB you went)____________________

10. Tattoo of:
[ ] Tiger
[ ] Dragon
[ ] Snake
[ ] Eagle
[ ] Hello Kitty

11. Work experience: (please X all that apply)
[ ] KTV Lounge Bouncer
[ ] Snooker Hall Attendant
[ ] Unlicensed Contractor
[ ] Freelance debt collector
[ ] Unlicensed bookie
[ ] Dispute Resolution and Settlement Professional
[ ] Unemployed

12. Marital Status.

Spouse's Name: _________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: _________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: (the one in Batam, that one)_____________________________

Lover's Name: _________________________
2nd Lover's Name: (Lorong 69, that one) _________________________

13. Number of children living in household: ____
Number of children living in foster care: ____
Number of children that are actually yours: ____

14. Mother's Name: ____________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

15. Father's Name: ____________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

16. Education: (Circle how many years it took you to finish primary
school)
8 9 10 11 12

17. Ability to swear: (please X all that apply)
[ ] Hokkien
[ ] Hakka
[ ] English
[ ] Malay
[ ] Tamil
[ ] Cantonese
[ ] rude hand gestures

18. Service performed in previous secret society:
[ ] Leadership/Tua Tao
[ ] Junior management/Suay Tao
[ ] Physical activities/Hooting
[ ] Dispute Resolution and settlement/Cham Siong
[ ] Lookout/Kuah Chui

So what you guys think? Interested?

Maple Story

2005-12-14T16:36:00.000+08:00

This is what I have been busy about since the start of holiday; Maple Story. As you have guessed, it's a free online game(well, not entirely free but keep on reading). Had been playing this game for quite a while now but stopped 3 months ago(schools & Studies) and recently started again since got NBTD(holiday ma).

What is this game all bout, well, first take the side scrolling, jumping and ladder climbing old time favourite Mario, the adventures, quests and character buildings of Diablo or Baldur's Gate and the cute factor of Ragnarok online and mix all these together. There you have it. A game for boh liau gamer like me.

Although it's a 2D side-scrolling game as I mentioned earlier, it still needs a pretty decent graphic card to run on. I try to run it with a 8MB video memory graphic card but the graphic is horrible. Therefore, so that I could play this game on my desktop(P4, 1.7GHz, 256 SDRAM), I changed the 8MB graphic card into the old 32MB NVIDIA RIVA TNT2 Model64/ Model 64 pro and it did not slow down the game a bit. It only lags when Alt+Tab is pressed and when starting up the game.

What I like about this game is that first of all, it's free where unlike some other game we know that need to be played on risky private servers in order for it to be FOC. The environment is nice with stunning backgorund and effects(clouds & mists). This is where the more powerful graphic is needed. And lastly, I had always been a sucker for RPG games. Oh and not to forget, you can ~~meet some really hot-chick playing this game~~ interact with people from around South East Asia.

When you first start this game, you character are called "beginner"(Better than being called a n00b right?). Then after some point, you are given 4 choices of job; warrior, magician, thief and archer. When you reached level 30(its gonna take you quite sometime to reach this level. Believe me. ) you are again given an oppotunity to advance into another job class(eg: if you chosed to be a magician than you have to chose between being a wizard or a cleric. ). The next job advancement will be at level 70.

Currently, there are 3 worlds online(Aquilla, Bootes and Cassiopeia) in maplesea(where I played). I have a level 25 warrior in Aquilla and a level 31 cleric in Bootes. Aquilla is the oldest of these 3 worlds while Cassiopeia was just recently launched.

To start playing this game, all you have to do is register at the official website, download the game client from there and install it.This is all free. You only need to pay REAL money when you want to buy some uber-cool equipments such sunglasses, cuztomizing your hair-style that it look like some ah-beng, getting a battle scar on your face, or if you want to raise a pet.This is done by purchasing some sort of prepaid card from computer shops and stuff. (Im not really sure about this coz I've never spent a cent on this game apart from internet and electricity bills) If you have any firewall running, make sure it allows the game to run. There will be server update from time to time so don't worry when you cannot log on to the server.

For more information, registration and game client download, click here and for a more detailed and comprehensive guide when playing this game click here

Here's a picture of one of my favourite monster.

Horny mushroom

*Please bear in mind that I am not to be blamed and held responsible if there's a sudden increase in your telephone bill(if you are not using streamyx) and electricity bill.*

2005-12-07T16:04:00.000+08:00

As you all can see. I have signed up for the Google Adsense program. Do click on those ads you guys found interesting. By doing so, you are actually contributing to the my education fund(more on why I need these in later posts. ). ;p

Gilbert's Law

2005-12-05T16:59:00.000+08:00

Cheating is correct and rightful if one did not get caught.
All men/boys are naturally flower-hearted"/"hua sing".
Rules and regulations are meant to be broken(Except this one of course.)
"chin kak" + "pei phei" + "mou chi" = success. Translation: one must cunning and devious in order to achieve success.
When doing other's a favour, always expect a return.
Every human in the world are meant to serve and please you and only you.
Always assume that the entire world revolves around you.
Nothing comes free.
Risk big, win big
The higher your hopes, the harder you will fall.
Your middle finger is you best friend. Use it in any situation and it shall never fail you.

New

2005-12-05T15:48:00.000+08:00

Im starting a new blog but Im gonna transfer some relevant posts from the previous one. And as you can see the address is still the same.