A son, a student, a fighter, a friend

Prank Calls

2006-11-19T12:46:00.000+08:00

So what do you do when a bunch of apes already having fun at a party started prank-calling you to make you the butt of their joke? And plus I was in the middle of something important(No not jacking off to porn coz Im gonna do worse to them if they ever). Add together a foul mood and there you have it. Nuclear explosion. Kurus pushed me down the mud the other day and I didn't do anything to him (yet) but this is wayyyy over the line.

4 calls in 1/2 an hour. Im already in a pathetic state and those jackasses still wanna make fun of me. Fine.

1st SMS: "Call again la. call again. I dare you guys." No responses. Waiting for them to call before lashing out on them coz Im smart and I don't wanna waste my phone credits.

2nd SMS: When I found out they're not calling anymore, this was sent to the caller "U stupid indon ur parents too retarded 2 teach u not to make prank calls izzit? wat they teach u in indon sch? how 2 rape girls and rob our house izzit? fucker"

Reply SMS: "hey man. Dont talk like that la. Im sorry, we thought we just want 2 joke with u. sori lo. but pliz dont talk bout my parents ok, nvr ever"

3rd SMS: "I don fucking care man. prank calls are the lowest u can go. n im in a tense situation juz now n u had 2 fucking call. n im not talking. im fucking some senses into u. if I caught you prank calling again im gonna stuff that goddamn phone of ur's down ur earhole"

No more reply after that.

I never knew I can be such an emo. I do prank call but to only to my enemies(long long time ago) and during April Fools. From what I know they did the same to another guy but I guess he let them go. Im not a nice guy.

AAhhhhhhhhh*relieved*

Rules of the Internet

2006-11-13T14:52:00.000+08:00

Something I copypasta off 4chan. Enjoy.

Rule #1: The internet makes you stupid.
Rule #2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
Rule #3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of.
Rule #4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life.
Rule #5: Anonymous does not forgive.
Rule #6: Caps lock is the equivalent of screaming "I'M AN IDIOT"
Rule #7: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
Rule #8: The internet is serious business.
Rule #9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
Rule #10: Anything can become the next big thing.
Rule #11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
Rule #12: Lurk moar.
Rule #13: It never needed any more cowbell.
Rule #14: If the cake is delicious, you must eat it.
Rule #15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must get the fuck out.
Rule #16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
Rule #17: You can not have a pony.
Rule #18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking.
Rule #19: Lens Flare is the only worthy feature in Photoshop.
Rule #20: You are doing it wrong.
Rule #21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real.
Rule #22: There are no girls on the internet.
Rule #23: Everyone sees what you did there.
Rule #24: Pics or it never happened.
Rule #25: Long stories are copypasta.
Rule #26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
Rule #27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
Rule #28: Sometimes, Loli has to deal with things it haets.
Rule #29: Barrel Rolls can evade anything.
Rule #30: Mudkips are generally acceptable, and some woule even say they like them.
Rule #31: The internet is for porn.
Rule #32: There is a market for any kind of porn.
Rule #33: It is a trap.
Rule 762176970: There is porn of it, no exceptions.
Rule #35: If there isn't porn of it, /b/ will make it so.
Rule #36: Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Rule #37: Rape is Japanese for "Hello."
Rule #38: If you mention candlejack, your post will be cut sho
Rule #39: It is a troll.
Rule #40: "Corn" is spelled "corm"
Rule #41: It needs more desu. No exceptions.
Rule #42: The picture is never related.
Rule #43: It cannot be hugs tiem now.
Rule #44: Saturday is known as "Caturday."
Rule #45: Lazers must be charged prior to use.
Rule #46: Jesus actually existed in the Mesozoic Era.
Rule #47: Shotting web is accepted as a mystery which will never be solved.
Rule #48: The GMan always has a wonderful time.
Rule #49: One does not simply walk into Mordor.
Rule #50: If you die in the game, you die for real.
Rule #51: Ass sandwiches are made of ass and poo. No exceptions.
Rule #52: Developers, developers, developers, developers.
Rule #53: It's awwwwrighttt.
Rule #54: Snape killed dumbledore.
Rule #55: "Winner" is actually spelled "WinRar"
Rule #56: Furries are only to be posted on Fridays.
Rule #57: If balls are touching, it is gay.
Rule #58: It's not "down the road," it's not "across the street," it's not "through the jugular," it's "down the road, across the street AND through the jugular."
Rule #59: If you kill yourself, don't make a myspace bulletin unless you want to be made fun of.
Rule #60: Every day is repost day.
Rule #61: Wayne Brady is going to have to choke a bitch.
Rule #62: If someone mentions "Weeaboo," raise your paddle and slap your palm.
Rule #63: It was the nigga who stole your bike.
Rule #64: Nobody likes emos.
Rule #65: You will be reported to AOL if you steal pictures.
Rule #66: Don't click links. Ever.
Rule #67: Shitting dick nipples add to any picture.
Rule #68: If someone is in your base, he is most likely killing your doodz.
Rule #69: Whenever you do something, it is likely that a challenger will approach.
Rule #70: It always needs more sauce.
Rule #71: If you fap to it and acheive orgasm, you must tell everyone.
Rule #72: Everything on eBaumsworld is stolen. No exceptions.
Rule #73: Believe everything you read on the internet.
Rule #74: Camwhores must do everything requested of them.
Rule #75: There is always a female version of a male character. No exceptions.
Rule #76: Duke Nukem Forever must never be released or the whole of the interent will collapse.
Rule #77: Wapanese is spelled "Weeaboo."
Rule #78: It's been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
Rule #79: Someone would masturbate to it.
Rule #80: Zidane's headbutt is unrivaled.
Rule #81: Nothing is shocking.
Rule #82: Upgrading someone's RAM is a sign of goodwill.
Rule #83: Mongling cocks will not be accepted.
Rule #84: Posting cat torture pictures on Caturday will not be accepted.
Rule #85: The warranty will be voided if the seal is broken.
Rule #86: If you masturbate on a small figurine, you must post pictures.
Rule #87: If you would have sex with it, let everyone know.
Rule #88: If you actually read all of these rules, you are required to become an hero

KL Trip October 2006

2006-11-13T09:16:00.000+08:00

Long postponed picture upload from Hari Raya KL trip. 4th time to KL, 2nd time this year.

KLCC

Sungei Wang

Opposite Sungei Wang

One of those boring morning

Berjaya Times Square

From hotel room

Midvalley MegaMall

KLCC

Got myself a new pair of slipper

And best of all its.........

Still wrapped in plastics under my desk

This time's loot.

One Utama. Finally after 4 trips....

Bandar Baru Nilai, en-route to LCCT

LCCT.

Operation Sazabi Smuggling

2006-11-11T00:56:00.000+08:00

What happen if you have just bought a model(bunch of plastics waiting to be assembled into something awesome. ) and your mom's gonna kill you or worse, cut your allowances if you buy another one?

You smuggle it home of course. Wait for your entire family to be out of the house then bring it in. Or if you are like me(no car), beg for a friend to take part in this lil operation.

Long story short, I bought an MG Sazabi from a forumer in LYN(kick ass price!). And smuggled it home.

NAme and address censored to provide some privacy to my accomplice(I post it to his house). How big the entire box is? Go to your nearest Siang Siang Food court and measure the table there. Exactly the same size.

Comparison of sizes. Clockwisefrom below; MG Sazabi, MG Crossbone Ver KA, MG Freedom, and HG Destiny. MG Crossbone still in its plastics though. Gonna assemble these two babies during the semester break another month.

Divide them into several boxes.

Flatten the cover and slip it somewhere if you like it so much

And store it where humans don't usually go.

My biggest smuggling operation so far. Maybe next time I should smuggle a girl back home and se how long I can go undetected.

Next target, PG Wing Zero Custom!. Another site with lots of kick ass pictures. CLick here. Or an MG would be nice too though.

Of tapau and eating

2006-11-07T21:16:00.000+08:00

Usually, "tapau" means packing food to be brought home and eating is the act of feeding yourself. But recently limpeh here found new ways to use these two words while "eye-washing" and crapping away in the canteen.

Tapau
"she kena tapau liau" or "she's already been tapau-ed".Both carry the same meaning; "she" is already in a relationship. To make it simpler; "she" already got herself a boyfriend and you had better look elsewhere. Another one would be "Im gonna tapau her" meaning that "I" am gonna make her my ~~sex slave~~ girlfriend.

Eat
"She kena eaten liau" and "he eat her liau la". First means that "she's" already been engaged in intimate relationship or for the sake of simplicity, "she's" fucked. The second one would be "he" had already engaged in an intimate relationship with "her" or "he" screwed "her"

Combinations and everyday usage(All below are my personal favourite)
"I eat first. If nice then I tapau"(I love this one the most)

"already tapau of course eat la"

"kena tapau so long liau of course eaten liau la"

"aiyo already tapau so long still haven't eat meh? tapau for what?"

"he tapau but other people eat"

"tapau for what le? to be eaten of course. Duh"

"he tapau but don't know how/cannot eat"

"already tapau better faster eat. If not not fresh liau"

"other people already eat then he tapau"

"ngaiti kena tapau so many times liau where got fresh liau?
"

P/S: I've used ALL the combinations above. :p

See, learning english(manglish) CAN be fun right?

PROM

2006-10-27T22:49:00.000+08:00

Prom should be something that is glamorous and popular right? some monkeys from certain school i know off turned it into the night of bloody ripoff, crappy food and monster orgy. Not just any monster but abominations that HELL itself would reject. MY GOD.

Was browsing through some pictures of a certain prom some school organize . And damn I would have thought that it's the school for mentally challenged. Even my cat got traumatize so badly that she tried drowning herself in the toilet bowl. Some of the pictures were so bad/ugly that it seems like it was taken during the Chinese Halloween.

If you are ugly then by all means YOU ARE UGLY. Putting on layers and layers of ICI Dulux Weatherbond is just gonna make you uglier. Im ugly myself but at least I don't expose uglyness to the public or further enhance my ugliness.

Ok Im done. I did not go to the god forsaken prom and Im happy about it. Save rm35.

Reasons to ask your daddy to buy you a laptop

2006-10-27T09:03:00.000+08:00

So you want a new laptop. But you need your daddy to pay for it coz saving your ass and working for it is out of question. And to ask your daddy to pay for it, you're gonna need some fucking good reasons. Here's some for you guys.

10.)"Coz I wanna play games and go to LAN parties with it"
Worth a try. Tell me how it turns out if you did okay?

9.)"Coz I wanna watch porn and jack off in my room"
Forget this and go to the next one

8.)"Coz Amber Chia the ambassador for FTEC is goddamn HAWT and buying FTEC lappie makes me feel closer to her"
NEXT!

7.)"Coz I look cool with my laptop"
Might work if your dad's filthy rich.

6.)"Coz I need a more powerful PC to do programming/[insert watever powderful technocrap terms] and getting a laptop will be a better choice since it is more mobile bla bla bla"
Most commonly used excuse.

5.)"Coz [insert another family member's name] is constantly hogging the pc and I need my own bla bla bla"
To be used with No.6

4.)"Coz the library and computer labs are always full and sometimes in school i need to use a PC urgently"
To be used with no.5 and no.6

3.)"Coz everyone in school got one"
You can try but don't blame me later k?

2.)"My teacher ask me buy one. "
Worth trying but you need to come out with more lies to complement it.

and for the number 1 reason to ask your daddy to buy you a new laptop

1.)"Coz I might 'accidentally' show mum the pic of you humping your new girlfriend in the bedroom when she went for her trip to[insert location] "
Need no explaination liau kua.....

Engineering VS Business

2006-10-18T15:49:00.000+08:00

Since there are some responses to my comment over here, Im gonna copy paste and add some more into my own blog. Tumpang popular ma....

Business: everyday meeting.
Engineering:everyday lab.

Business:Formal==Tie+blazer+leather shoes.
Engineering: Formal==Tuck in your t-shirt into ur jeans and wear some goddamn shoes for Christ's sake.

Business:Report==minimum 20 pages, Times new roman, size 12, double spacing.
Engineering: Report== Fill in the blanks in the labsheet handwritten unless stated otherwise.

Business: "Die lo nest week need to submit report but only 75% complete"
Engineering: "Oh nvm still got 7 days."

After one guy dyed his hair green
Business: "Hey thats a cool colour. Where did you get that"
Engineering: "You are so going to get brain cancer and a one way ticket to hell"(for my bunch at least)

Business: "Oh that one must write in full sentence la. "
Engineering: "What the fuck is full sentence?"

Gonna add some more later when my brain's not as stiff. Kelvin's birthday just now and Im not gonna post any picture since the previous ones caused a public uproar.

And just for you all to ponder upon...... what is more pathetic? losing a contest or begging and losing your honour just to win one?

Watch List

2006-10-09T11:58:00.000+08:00

There seems to be a sudden surge of things to watch this recent weeks. New anime coming out, sudden addictions to US TV series. And the bad news is; TMNUT's bittorent throttling has started to affect my area(I think).

So here's a list of stuff in my watch list. Descriptions are copied blatantly from Lowyat.net, animenewsnetwork, animenfo and wikipedia

Pumpkin scissors(Anime)
The long war against Frost Republic scarred many places of the Empire; famine, plague, returned soldiers who become bandits… Worrying about these "war damages" resulting from the devastations of the nation and people's minds, the Empire Army orgnaizes the 3rd section of Information Bureau known as "Pumpkin Scisors", and they assigned the section for the duty of recovery from the war damage. Three years have passed since the truce so called "thin ice agreement". The 3rd section hasn't accomplished their task, yet. Rather, they are absorbed in paper works, and without notice, people ridicule that it is an "Excuse Section" that suppress people's complaint. However, they strive to achieve their tasks. One day, a man offers a help to them. It was a big guy who used to be a soldier. Dangling an iron lantern from his waist, he handles a heavy gun one-handed.

Watched episode 1, very promising.

D.GrayMan(Anime)
Allen Walker is a young Exorcist who has a cursed eye that can see the suffering of the Akumas created by The Millenium Earl. He travels to England to the Headquarters of the Exorcists where his Master has sent him to meet with the other Exorcists. The battle with the Millenium Earl and the Noah Family vs. the Exorcists intensifies when some of the best Exorcists begin to get killed by hoards of Akuma. Japan takes center stage in this end of 19th Century plot in order to not let the entire human race be turned into Akumas and the Exorcists have the power of "Innocence" that was given to them by God on their side.

Watched episode 1, very promising(AGAIN)

Innocent Venus(Anime)
After the world population and economy is devasted by simultaneous hyper-huricanes, many different factions and fledgling nations appear. In Japan,an elite class called Logos appears, controlling special zones in the country which have most of the wealth and resources. The Logos exercise control over the Levinas, the lower class which struggles day to day in order to stay alive. The Levinas are restricted from entering the special zones, causing tension which creates a resistance group which fights back against the Logos. With the tagline "A Near Future Late-Shogunate Action Animation", the story draws analogies with 19th Century Japan at the end of the Tokugawa Shogunate period, just before the Boshin War. Jō and Jin escape from Phantom, an elite military group which is used to control the Levinas. When they escape, they take a young girl named Sana with them. The series follows them as they work to avoid being caught by Phantom and the regular military forces of the Logos.

Watched till epsiode 7, if it's mecha its my type(Yeah I know Im a nerd)

Black Lagoon: The Second Barrage AKA Black Lagoon Season 2(Anime)
Black Lagoon is the name of a Japanese manga and an anime tv series created by Rei Hiroe. The story follows a team of mercenaries known as Lagoon Company, who smuggle goods in and around the seas of Southeast Asia. Their base of operations is located in the city of Roanapura in Thailand, and they transport goods in the PT boat Black Lagoon. Lagoon Company does business with various clients, but has a particularly friendly relationship with the Russian crime syndicate Hotel Moscow. The team takes on a variety of missions - which may involve violent firefights, hand-to-hand combat, and nautical battles - in various locations of Southeast Asia. The members of Lagoon Company spend much of their down time at The Yellow Flag, a bar in Roanapura.

Watched the entire season 1.

Death Note(Anime)
Light Yagami is a genius, but bored, high school student who feels that the whole world is a rotten mess, filled with crime and corruption. His attitude quickly changes when he finds a mysterious notebook with the title "Death Note" on it, lying on the ground during the year 2003. Although initially skeptical, after realizing that the "Death Note" is a Shinigami's tool with the power to kill anyone whose name is written on its pages, Light decided to use it to "cleanse" the world of evil. Soon, the many unexplainable deaths of reported criminals are noticed, and Light becomes hunted by the Japanese police force and a mysterious detective known as "L". L quickly discovers that the murderer, that the publics dubs "Kira", is located in Japan, and that he can kill just by knowing someone's face and name. Light realizes that L is just as cunning, if not more intelligent than himself, and begins a cat and mouse chase with L to see who will be the first to have his identity exposed.

Wanna try watching.

Prison Break(TV-Series)
Lincoln Burrows is accused of the murder of Terrence Steadman, who is the brother of the female Vice President of the United States. With strong evidence supporting the charges of first degree murder and aggravated discharge of a firearm against him, Lincoln was sentenced to death (by electric chair). Although Lincoln adamantly asserted his innocence and that he was set up, he was sentenced to the Fox River prison facility to await his execution. Lincoln's brother, Michael Scofield, is convinced that Lincoln could not have committed such a crime and hatches an escape plan. He designs a full-body tattoo that secretly encodes every last detail of the prison facility and has it tattooed onto his body. After destroying all the evidence at his apartment that could reveal his plan, Michael stages a bank robbery, knowing that he will be convicted and sent to Fox River. Once an inmate, time works against him as he must overcome various obstacles and make the right connections among the inmates and prison staff to be successful in breaking out his brother. As Michael puts his plan to action inside the prison to save his brother, their childhood friend and lawyer, Veronica Donovan works on the outside to uncover the conspiracy that put Lincoln in jail. She begins to unravel a trail of mysterious incidences that results in her being pursued by covert agents. On the same night as Michael and Lincoln's successful escape from Fox River, Veronica finds the strongest piece of evidence to disprove Lincoln's murder charge - Terrence Steadman still alive.

Watched till episode 5.

Heroes(TV Series)
The series tells the story of people who "thought they were like everyone else ... until they woke with incredible abilities". A Japanese salaryman discovers that he can manipulate time and space, a struggling New York artist can paint the future, a high school cheerleader discovers she can recover from any injury, a single mom realizes she has "a powerful alter ego", and a police officer who can read minds. The premise is that these people have a role in saving humankind. According to the official NBC website, not only do the characters discover what having superpowers means to them, but also uncover a larger picture concerning the origin of their superpowers. The characters eventually become involved in each other's lives as they attempt to evade the series antagonist, who wishes to harness their "super DNA" for his own ends.

Looks promising.

Jericho(TV Series)
The storyline revolves around the small, rural town of Jericho, Kansas, and what happens to its residents, in the aftermath of a nuclear explosion in nearby Denver, Colorado which causes a loss of power and communications that leaves Jericho isolated. The reasons for the nuclear detonation are not immediately known. Cut off from the outside world after learning of a second explosion at Atlanta, Georgia, facing rumors and fears of further attacks against other U.S. cities, and a breakdown of public order and the chain of command, the community must find some way to survive in the midst of panic and chaos.The pivotal character is Jake Green, a 32-year-old prodigal son who returns home to Jericho for what he believes will be a brief visit, but becoming stranded when the nuclear strike hits. After a tense reunion with his father (the mayor of Jericho), Jake turns into an unlikely hero, rescuing others, organizing various efforts and protecting the town from dangers both inside and outside its borders.

watched episode 1, waiting for episode 2

How the heck am I suppose to study le? Maybe TMNUT's Bittorent throttling IS a blessing in disguise....

FREE Taekwondo Lesson For Ladies

2006-10-03T15:53:00.000+08:00

Worry not this is not a spam. Just a public service announcement from yours truly. Sarawak Taekwondo Association (ITF) will be giving free lessons(excluding uniform and upgrading) for ladies starting this Friday 7:30pm till 9:00pm (Yeah I know it's the Mooncake Festival) . Sponsored by our beloved Bolehland government. Any queries just send it to my email

--->epsilon_chinwk86[at]yahoo.com.

Or just drop it in the comment or chatbox here.

Everyone is welcomed! (Ladies only that is)

P/S
When you are there, tell those in charge there that you heard bout this from Gilbert. For some "research" Im conducting. :p

one hell of a week

2006-09-17T01:18:00.000+08:00

Lost my 512MB handy drive. Along with all those kick-ass wallpaper from 4chan and yahoo widgets. No where to be found. Damn.
Bought a new casing. Good news. Bad news is, my motherboard is screwed. The capacitors are bloated like overcharged batteries. No I did not feed it with steroids or viagras. So that means I did nothing wrong while transfering it to it's new home.
Since no. 2 happened, got no choice but to get a new motherboard and a new piece of DDR ram since the old one used SDRAM. Bad news is, ram prices are going up like crazy this week. Another bad news, I can't afford to wait till the price drop. Gonna cost me around RM400+. Told my dad about it but no response(ie; shoot flames from his mouth or club me to death with the steering wheel he was holding). So can't be sure if this is a bad news or a good news.
got diarhea this morning. Crapped water entire morning.
Learnt something new; bloated capacitors-->dead motherboard. Bad news, thats my motherboard.

Jeep's birthday aftermath report

2006-09-05T09:42:00.000+08:00

Someone turned 20 2 days ago.The same day Steve Irwin got PWNED by a stingray and a day before the birth of the first 3rd generation prince(The emperor 1st generation, his parents 2nd so that makes him the 3rd generation right?)into the Japanese Royal household. And I only knew about it that morning. Damn. Here's the photos and videos. More actions in the videos though so be patient and wait for it to load.

Birthday boy with water ballon

Pink seems to be the "in" clour this year.

Shon's revenge for his previous birhtday "celebration". Not gonna post the pictures coz limpeh also kena.

...........

Wasted........

They've gotten too high....

WTF!!?!?

here are the videos. Don know whether it works or not . First time ma

Happy birthday Jeep!

Previous birthdays are here(Welly's; the best one this year) and here(sy's)

Guess what?

2006-09-04T08:57:00.000+08:00

Heh hey guess what? The school's blocking of several websites does have a flaw. Not so tough now aren't you? HA HA. No idea what Im talking about? here. Second paragraph. If it's not clear enough, I've found a way to by-pass the blockade the school made on several websites ie; youtube. A million thanks to kopitiam aka Dino from lowyat.net. I guess it is true that I just love to do things illegally.

If you wanna know how, PM me. If Im in a jolly good mood I might just tell you. Or you can ask any tech wiz in school. Im sure they know more. Or you can surf over to lowyat.net.

Doing my leftover assignments in front of the library pc now. Bye!

My 49th post

2006-09-01T09:15:00.000+08:00

Just realised that this is my 49th post here. And Malaysia celebrated it's 49th birthday yesterday. A coincidence? or a sign? Any particular numbers I should be buying for tomorrow's 4D? or a set of numbers for the 6/42 jackpot would be REAAAALLLYYY nice.

Continuing with my report for our performance for the Merdeka eve. Well.. it's all over now and life had gone back to it's boring self. No public holidays but there's this "unrecorded leave" for the participant's of yesterday's parade(which does not include us , the uber 1337 performers for the eve.) Im too lazy right now to write a really long and boring post so here's a summary of this and that in point form.

We had fun. Yeah. Real fun. Seriously. Never knew that a National Day countdown could brought this much fun.
Regain my bahasa sarawak skill. Thanks to the St Joe kids(Marvin, Azuan, Andrew and many more) I fool around with during the rehearsals.
Gain support of the Green Road kids. Thanks to the liitle pact we made out of boredom.
Lawrence made a new pattern. kenny-tul. For more info, go look for him.
Out of stress, even the coolest and strictest of seniors/coaches can go gila-gila(fooling around)
Learned that even the simplest things in life could lead to a friendship.
Crazy bunch combo of St Joe, Kch Town and Green Road can really bring lots of fun and colours to your life.
Got to shake hands with Tan Sri Datuk Amar Dr. George Chan and Tan Sri Datuk Amar Alfred Jabu. And they thanked us and said it was a good show.
Officially(READ: As far as I know)Im the only one who never tasted any of the food given during the rehearsals and the performance night, except for the bottled waters and fruits.
Im the only one who did not get punished for dressing up "uniquely" during the rehearsals. When everyone's in full, Im wearing half. Twice. And during the final and full rehearsal, I wore sandals whereby all were supposed to wear shoes(thanks to my dad who manage to bring the shoes for me).
Discovered that patriotic side of myself. Singing along to the songs, asking others to stand up straight during the National Anthem. Listening to patritic songs on TV and radio will never be the same again. (despite the complains you hear from me from time to time)
Celebrating Merdeka Day with a bunch of friends and singing along on stage waving flag was really fun indeed. Too bad the next one would be in 14 years. God knows what I would be by then.

That's all I guess. Conclusion: I had fun, lots of them. Despite all my rantings and complains.

P/S: I'll try to get some pictures of the event and maybe even some newspaper cuttings(if they publish our story lah). And I guess this would be my last post for my life as a fighter for a while(a few weeks or a few months). Unless I can get the pictures. Then THAT would be the last one.

Tired

2006-08-29T11:13:00.000+08:00

So tired...so fuckin tired. Can barely keep my eyes open. Felt like falling asleep walking. Seriously. So tired that I noticed there's another two beings inside the lift with me just when I was pressing the button. (those two beings are humans by the way). Stupid organizers.

Only spent 6 hours at home(including sleep) for the past two days. One more night . One more night and life's gonna go back to it boring self. Luckily they are kind enough to give us a day off before the real performance. Waiting the entire night for that 15 minutes on stage(below stage or becoming keh leh feh for those that's not 1337 enough like limpeh here). Boredom can make people crazy. Even the strictest of seniors. (I shall ~~reveal more of their diry secrets~~ blog more about what crazy things we did in later posts. Muahahahahaha)

Kuching Martial Arts Festival

2006-08-28T12:12:00.000+08:00

One down, another to go. 3 more days epsilon, 3 more days. Then life's gonna go back to it's boring self......

Ok pic time!

Final rehearsal for the showcase team before it starts

Items used

Balloons used for opening ceremony

Notice the wushu girl in pink? she seems to be able to sense my camera eventhough I took it from far away.

The compulsary group photo. I' somewhere in there. If you're smart enough you'll know

Comparing my digicam made my balls shrunk 3 sizes

I decided NOT to photoshop this pictures. Haha.

It's tomorrow

2006-08-25T12:54:00.000+08:00

For those of you who had nothing better to do with your pathetic life on a Saturday night or if you want to have a sober Saturday night without any hangover on Sunday morning where you can attend Sunday Service at church without falling asleep halfway(of course, even when the event ended, the night would still be freaking young for you night owls out there), come and join us at the MBKS hockey stadium(if you don't know where it is, it's sandwiched between the MBKS swimming pool and the MBKS building. U know, the long-long-sharp-sharp one.)

And if you REALLY had nothing else better to do, come see our rehearsal for the Merdeka Day eve at the waterfront(the courthouse section. there's few stages there so if you can't find it then you'll need some serious help). Full rehearsal including the dancing, marching, raising of Jalur Gemilang(if you're a Malaysian and you don't know what this means you win the internet.) and the shoutings of "MERDEKA" 7 times. This rehearsals will be going for tonight, and the nights of 27 and 28. If limpeh remember correctly, members of the public would not be allowed near the stage on the 30th. So if you wanna see what those VVIPs are looking at on the night of the 30th, now is your chance.

If you are new to my blog, and had now idea Im talking about, tomorrow night would be the ~~anal~~ annual Kuching Martial Arts festival. Read more here, here, and here.

I'll try to post up some pictures of it. Provided Im not drafted into the group demonstration AGAIN.

Kuching Martial Arts Festival 2nd Rehearsal

2006-08-21T10:29:00.000+08:00

A really really long post with lots and lots of pictures. Longest/largest ever in this blog I suppose. Don't whine if your pc crash, explode and turned into a pile of ashes. You had been warned.

So as the title goes, last Sunday was the second and final rehearsal for the Kuching Martial Festival this coming Saturday. Two hours before that was the rehearsal for the one during Merdeka eve. Nothing much going on so Im gonna post in point form with pictures.

Start off with a rant. Fuck you bloody monkeys. People did not insult your martial arts so don't fucking do that to others (luckily they did not insult us or our art or Im gonna mutilate them and feed them to hamsters). Although Im an ass(a well-known one that is), I never did wat you fuckers did. You are a fucking disgrace to the world of martial arts. The arts you learn, well NEWSFLASH. Its not as cool as you think it is and it is fucking retarded. And you guys had the fucking guts to call youself martial artists.I had no intention to insult you guys but you morons had done it this time. Fuck you. I hope you break you balls in your next round of sparring and your offsprings will be retarded ones. That's why you'll never evolve and will stay in that semi-monkey state forever. Fucking monkeys.

Compared the size of our cameras. (Sir, Jeff and limpeh's). Jeff's the biggest. limpeh's in 2nd place and sir's the thinnest.

Got dragged into the demo team again. Luckily more showed up later that morning and I opened my big mouth and tell Jong "why don't I go out and let him(the late comer) join in". And his response"ei sir. This guy 3rd degree le." and pulled me out saying "luckily you say so or else you're gonna be in there for good". Bo pien ma.There's not enough peopleand Im the most junior and youngest amongs the seniors. Thats why you guys get to see those pictures below.

A senior came complaining to me about someone_2.(click this link, 2nd last paragraph, KNN moment of the day and this link). Apparently he's so retarded that he can't take orders(dude, I knew that agaes ago). So I told him about this. And his response was "He think our 3rd degree so easy to get ka?" and "if he wants ask him to run all the way to Sibu and run back again la." and later that morning "I think he'll stay in 2nd degree forever. Period".

Ok nuff' said. Picture time.

The ~~death threat~~ letter of summoning.

The ~~council of doom~~ committee meeting. MOST of the seniors in STA. Im somewhere in there. Thanks Nicole for taking these two pictures

These green road kids' got some 1337 posing skill.

Group briefing. ~~Or was it getting scolded by the chief coach?~~

Group self defence.(the pattern, kicking & semi free sparring part was too fast for me to take)

Hey look mom, NO PLANKS!

Sorry girl. I had a loooonngggg and boring morning at school.

showcase team briefing.

Mix team pattern. A cross shape. Very nice......

The happy couple

The bad guys/hamsap lous.

As the story goes, the guy is a pussy and cried and cheap-shot the bad guys when they are down and hid behind his girlfriend.

It's very blur but I can't help not posting this one.

Longest flying side kick. Its blur but at least you know someone actually flew over.

Building the human pyramid. I used to be the base or the ones holding the planks. But this time, Im standing around taking pictures(pretty bad quality though).

Blur but hey, at least you knew someone flew over. I forgot the multi-shots function and got PWNED by a 40 year old in simple digital photography.

PWNED!

If you can't see clearly, someone's yaaawwwning....

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Middle of Ju-Che

Now... the best picture of all that I took that morning. Behold

The best picture and the prettiest girl in STA.

There you go Char. The pics you wanted. Send me a msg if you want the pics in bigger resolutions. Feel like coming back again?

**EDITED**
Got people complain the pictures small wor and cannot see pretty girls. So I changed it into the larger version.

First time

2006-08-19T19:53:00.000+08:00

Her parents was out of town that few days. So I went over to keep her company for a while. We sat at the sofa watching some kinda romance movie I can't recall. I looked into her eyes. She looked back. Our lips draw nearer and nearer. Oh before I go further, I just wanna say a word here.

PWNED!
If you thought Im gonna write about my sex life in here, you are crazy.

This post is gonna be all about "First times" that happened to me. So before ou go any further and die of boredom middle of it, turn back now. You've been warned.

First time lying about what Im gonna post.
First time drafting what Im gonna blog on paper beforehand.

Nice handwriting eh?

First time room raiding for a chair.
First time using 8th floor.
First time sitting in front of the class.
First time staying awake for the entire 2hours of Dr Ha's class without toilet break, I-need-a-drink break or I'm-fucking-damn-bored break.
First time the canteen forgets my order.
First time playing dota(I know I'm slow)

First time staying up late at night learning new pattern. (Yoo-Sin tul)
First time downloading Jap drama(Densha Otoko)

First time downloading soundtracks for Jap drama.

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Learnt a new word(again) during training today. Taiping kung chu. Princess Taiping, puteri Taiping. Try guess what it means. Lawrence's gonna be so screwd tomorrow. Both these are related.

I was right

2006-08-16T09:27:00.000+08:00

I knew it! I was right after all! I knew that certain "someone_2's" gonna ask sir to let him go for his 3rd degree. Hah!

But I never thought he's that fast. My estimate was that he's gonna ask for it around this week or this Sunday's training. But noooooooo. He went and asked the same day he saw me with an extra stripe on my belt.

And of course, his "request" was denied. Right-on-the-spot-with-no-seconed-thought. To add insult to injury, he "kena cuci" by one of the other senior/instructor as well. Hah!

Lesson learnt: (lazy want to write. Think about it yourself. Your brain is inside our skull for some reason you know. )

If you guys got no idea what Im crapping about, here. 2nd last paragraph, under "KNN moment of the day"

If you guys wanna know EXACTLY who that "someone_2" is, send me a message through MSN. I'll be happy to reply. If you do not have my MSN, go ask from those who have it. So that I can Indirectly verify your identity. haha

LYN thread

2006-08-15T09:13:00.000+08:00

Came across this thread just now. I thought got new video. KNN

http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=327089

Sam-Il

2006-08-14T21:27:00.000+08:00

Finally finished Sam-Il today. In case you are wondering waderfark Im talking about, Sam-Il is the 1st pattern for 3rd degrees. Took me almost half a year to finish this one although it only consists of 33 movements. Lets have a comparison here shall we. Toi-Gye, a red-stripe pattern had got 37 movements while Yul-Gok, a blue stripe pattern consists of 38 movements. Sam-Il's a lil bit tricky so limpeh here need to learn it from the book+helps from sir. I know someone who learn it just by instruction. ;).

an intepretation of Sam-Il from the encyclopedia(NOT wikipedia) fr you guys to ponder about

"denotes the historical date of the independence movements of Korea which began throughout the country on March 1, 1919. The 33 movements in the pattern stand for the 33 patriots who planned the movements. "

This is the only video in youtube that i can find. My personal opinion; Ping would have done a better job at this pattern. ;)

oh and my first video post!

Kuching Martial Arts festival first rehearsal

2006-08-13T22:57:00.000+08:00

Almost the usual stuff but not that normal as well. First, a combination of CHun-Ji, Dan-Gun, Do-San, half of Po-Eun and Hwa-Rang. All performed as one smooth pattern.There must be at least 60-70 movements on there. Glad that I need not do it. Hopes that it continues this way(fingers crossed).

Next up, kicks. Didn't really pay attention during this part. Then semi free sparring.After that, 1-step sparring. Same thing with minor changes here and there. Power breaking's gonna be the last part for the group demo. Punch, jumping snap kick and flying side kick.

While my cousin and I where talking/crapping about how good it is being a senior this time around and not have to perform, sir came by and pulled her in to lead the ladies team pattern demo. Talk about irony. "five girls with same height and same body size. where to find" so they say. And Mr Sim dubbed them as the STA's siau lung ni(small dragon girls)

Bangga moment of the day: When sir announced the list of assistant instructors and when it comes to my name"Mr epsilon, he's the newly promoted 3rd degree" and followed by an applause.

Funny moment of the day: When "someone" thought Im still a 2nd degree and asked me to line up. Sir pulled me out from there. "someone" asked me to go in again. Then he realised that Im not what I used to be. The look of his face; priceless.

KNN moment of the day. When "someone_2" found out that Im already promoted(yeah its the 3rd time this post) and kept pestering yours truly about it.

I know, i know. This is one boring post. Im gonna try get some pictures of the next rehearsal. No promise though.

My new tie...

2006-08-12T20:57:00.000+08:00

I find the lack of pictures in this blog depressing. So here goes.

Received my new tie today. Cost me Rm76(U$D30). A new "must-wear-in-official-functions" for 3rd degrees and above.

Made entirely of silk. (Was trying to find the Made in[insert location] tag. Guess it wasnt Made in CHina then. ;p)

Debut of this tie; the first championship next year. Or the First aid cum administration seminar later this year. Wonder how Id look in it. :P

Gilbert's Law Number 13.

2006-08-10T16:27:00.000+08:00

A new addition to Gilbert's Law. The thirteenth.

Cheating is correct and rightful if one did not get caught.
All men/boys are naturally flower-hearted"/"hua sing".
Rules and regulations are meant to be broken(Except this one of course.)
"chin kak" + "pei phei" + "mou chi" = success. Translation: one must cunning and devious in order to achieve success.
When doing other's a favour, always expect a return.
Every human in the world are meant to serve and please you and only you.
Always assume that the entire world revolves around you.
Nothing comes free.
Risk big, win big
The higher your hopes, the harder you will fall.
Your middle finger is you best friend. Use it in any situation and it shall never fail you.
Marriage is just a license for sex while love is a reason used to get a chick laid.
Money CAN buy happiness.

I got this one when an msn contact of mine put down something similar for her personal message. It goes something like this " money can't buy happiness but then with money I can go shopping and and when Im shopping I am happy. "

Don't you just hate hypocrites? lets take medical students for example. Why in the fucking world do you choose this course? Well if you say your mummy made you do it then I have nothing else to say. But then.....if you say you wanna save lives and something else along that line, I have two words for you. FUCK YOU. Deep down inside all you can think of is milking money out of your patients. Struggling for 6-7 years just that you can save life and make the world a better place. BULLSHIT my friend. Want to save life go become bomba la. Ok if you wanna prove me wrong, why don't some/anyone of you go work for free for several months. I bet my bottom ass that you will even cry when you are posted to hospitals in ulu areas. Saving life my ass.

This blog is not meant to flame/degrade anyone/any profession in particular. I admit, I took engineering not because I wanna make the world a better place, but it is because I wanna make some money to feed, cloth and shelter me. I pick medical students because it would make stuff seems clearer. :p

Maybe starting from today, Im gonna post desriptions of each laws if I run out of things to blog.