A son, a student, a fighter, a friend: February 2006

Gilbert's Law, no. 12 added.

A new semester just started yesterday so it is gonna be pretty hectic and chaotic this few days. Timetable changes,tutorial groupings,lecture notes bla bla bla.I just realised how easy it was back then in secondary school. Everything would be well taken care off and the same timetable wwas use throughout the two semesters. And another thing is that you don't have to worry much about your own financial state. Canteen food was cheap, school fees was cheap and finally, don't have to go around asking for financial assistance from this and that organizations.

A new addition to Gilbert's Law. The twelveth.

Cheating is correct and rightful if one did not get caught.
All men/boys are naturally flower-hearted"/"hua sing".
Rules and regulations are meant to be broken(Except this one of course.)
"chin kak" + "pei phei" + "mou chi" = success. Translation: one must cunning and devious in order to achieve success.
When doing other's a favour, always expect a return.
Every human in the world are meant to serve and please you and only you.
Always assume that the entire world revolves around you.
Nothing comes free.
Risk big, win big
The higher your hopes, the harder you will fall.
Your middle finger is you best friend. Use it in any situation and it shall never fail you.
Marriage is just a license for sex while love is a reason used to get a chick laid.

Kungfu People

No this is not something about my involvement in martial arts. It is just some stupid jokes/crap I made up while chatting with a close friend of mine. The dialouge below was not the exact conversation but it was close. Real close. It all started while we were rambling about our ~~pathetic~~ single life on Valentine's Day

Me: U know why all those people in kungfu movie, the ones whose kungfu hebat hebat belaka 1 are single?

Dude: y?

Me: Coz you know when they train their kungfu right, their dick got much bigger and their inner energy/tenaga dalaman/tenaga batin got high that its almost limitless ?

Dude: And the girls cannot tahan right?

Dude: Hahahaha

Me: The girl that they screw gonna have overwhelming and endless orgasm and they die of it. Thats why they are single.

Valentines Day

Its a bit too late for this but for those dating underage girls here is something for you guys

Happy Valentines Day

Early Christmas wish

I know its just February and it might be a "little" too early for this but anyway this is what I definitely want for this year's christmas. A master grade Strike Freedom Gundam.

Source: DannyChoo

But in the mean time this is what Im trying to get

Source: HLJ

so anybody wanna sponsor me?

Post-CNY post

I guess it is safe to say that CNY is over by now(although tehnically speaking its this Sunday). This Sunday(15th of the 1stMonth of the Lunar Calendar) marks not only the ending of CNY celebration but it is also a Chinese's Valentine's day(from what i heard, there are two Chinese Valentines where the othe one is during the MoonCake Festival). Coincidentally, February 14th falls the two days after. So that means orange throwing one day(on the Chinese CNY if Im not mistaken girls throw oranges into the river in hope to find their lovemate) and flower giving on the other?

Basically, KL was fun. Gambled in Genting, fooled around in Sunway. One of the best experince this time was my attempt to enter the casino in Genting(Im still one year short from entering casino and buying Toto legally)
So first attempt, walk straight into the "older" casino with my parents on both side. Went through the scanner and bla bla bla. But then the KNN female police stooped me. Heck there are a lot of other people there to stop but no she just had to pick me. It was as if I had the word "UNDERAGE" written across my forehead. She asked for my IC and I stupidly gave her(If I said I left my IC elsewhere wouldnt it be a bigger crime coz we are supposed to carry our IC everywhere?). She then told my mom "eh aunty, belum cukup umur lagi la. 21 baru boleh masuk. " So with my face as red as Angpau I walked out of there. Luckily there werent too much people there once this "ordeal" wrap up. So I went to looked for my brother down at the indoor themepark and went to First World myself to check out chicks there.

Second attempt. The "newer" casino. My parents went in first coz I doubt that the guards are gonna ignore me and just let me in. Waited with my bro for a while outside the entrance. Got bored after a while so decided to try my luck. Went to the entrance, took out my phone, put in on the basket and walked pass the scanner. It went off coz I got my camera strapped to my belt. SO stood there for a while like an idiot waiting to be "served" by the guards. But KNN that guard ws busy talking on the phone and completely ignored me despite the fact that the scanner's alarm went off just now. Since the guard was to busy on the phone I just waltzed in like the world belonged to me with my camera(illegal item in casino).

End of the day, lost a total of rm50 together with my dad on the slot machines. If I was able to enter the casino on my first attempt the lost would be much higher coz my dad doesn't know how to operate the now computerized slot machine.

Anyway, here are some photos from CNY but most of them are from my KL trip. (56K warning)