Rules of the Internet

Something I copypasta off 4chan. Enjoy.

1. Rule #1: The internet makes you stupid.
2. Rule #2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
3. Rule #3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of.
4. Rule #4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life.
5. Rule #5: Anonymous does not forgive.
6. Rule #6: Caps lock is the equivalent of screaming "I'M AN IDIOT"
7. Rule #7: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
8. Rule #8: The internet is serious business.
9. Rule #9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
10. Rule #10: Anything can become the next big thing.
11. Rule #11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
12. Rule #12: Lurk moar.
13. Rule #13: It never needed any more cowbell.
14. Rule #14: If the cake is delicious, you must eat it.
15. Rule #15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must get the fuck out.
16. Rule #16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
17. Rule #17: You can not have a pony.
18. Rule #18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking.
19. Rule #19: Lens Flare is the only worthy feature in Photoshop.
20. Rule #20: You are doing it wrong.
21. Rule #21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real.
22. Rule #22: There are no girls on the internet.
23. Rule #23: Everyone sees what you did there.
24. Rule #24: Pics or it never happened.
25. Rule #25: Long stories are copypasta.
26. Rule #26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
27. Rule #27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
28. Rule #28: Sometimes, Loli has to deal with things it haets.
29. Rule #29: Barrel Rolls can evade anything.
30. Rule #30: Mudkips are generally acceptable, and some woule even say they like them.
31. Rule #31: The internet is for porn.
32. Rule #32: There is a market for any kind of porn.
33. Rule #33: It is a trap.
34. Rule 762176970: There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. Rule #35: If there isn't porn of it, /b/ will make it so.
36. Rule #36: Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
37. Rule #37: Rape is Japanese for "Hello."
38. Rule #38: If you mention candlejack, your post will be cut sho
39. Rule #39: It is a troll.
40. Rule #40: "Corn" is spelled "corm"
41. Rule #41: It needs more desu. No exceptions.
42. Rule #42: The picture is never related.
43. Rule #43: It cannot be hugs tiem now.
44. Rule #44: Saturday is known as "Caturday."
45. Rule #45: Lazers must be charged prior to use.
46. Rule #46: Jesus actually existed in the Mesozoic Era.
47. Rule #47: Shotting web is accepted as a mystery which will never be solved.
48. Rule #48: The GMan always has a wonderful time.
49. Rule #49: One does not simply walk into Mordor.
50. Rule #50: If you die in the game, you die for real.
51. Rule #51: Ass sandwiches are made of ass and poo. No exceptions.
52. Rule #52: Developers, developers, developers, developers.
53. Rule #53: It's awwwwrighttt.
54. Rule #54: Snape killed dumbledore.
55. Rule #55: "Winner" is actually spelled "WinRar"
56. Rule #56: Furries are only to be posted on Fridays.
57. Rule #57: If balls are touching, it is gay.
58. Rule #58: It's not "down the road," it's not "across the street," it's not "through the jugular," it's "down the road, across the street AND through the jugular."
59. Rule #59: If you kill yourself, don't make a myspace bulletin unless you want to be made fun of.
60. Rule #60: Every day is repost day.
61. Rule #61: Wayne Brady is going to have to choke a bitch.
62. Rule #62: If someone mentions "Weeaboo," raise your paddle and slap your palm.
63. Rule #63: It was the nigga who stole your bike.
64. Rule #64: Nobody likes emos.
65. Rule #65: You will be reported to AOL if you steal pictures.
66. Rule #66: Don't click links. Ever.
67. Rule #67: Shitting dick nipples add to any picture.
68. Rule #68: If someone is in your base, he is most likely killing your doodz.
69. Rule #69: Whenever you do something, it is likely that a challenger will approach.
70. Rule #70: It always needs more sauce.
71. Rule #71: If you fap to it and acheive orgasm, you must tell everyone.
72. Rule #72: Everything on eBaumsworld is stolen. No exceptions.
73. Rule #73: Believe everything you read on the internet.
74. Rule #74: Camwhores must do everything requested of them.
75. Rule #75: There is always a female version of a male character. No exceptions.
76. Rule #76: Duke Nukem Forever must never be released or the whole of the interent will collapse.
77. Rule #77: Wapanese is spelled "Weeaboo."
78. Rule #78: It's been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
79. Rule #79: Someone would masturbate to it.
80. Rule #80: Zidane's headbutt is unrivaled.
81. Rule #81: Nothing is shocking.
82. Rule #82: Upgrading someone's RAM is a sign of goodwill.
83. Rule #83: Mongling cocks will not be accepted.
84. Rule #84: Posting cat torture pictures on Caturday will not be accepted.
85. Rule #85: The warranty will be voided if the seal is broken.
86. Rule #86: If you masturbate on a small figurine, you must post pictures.
87. Rule #87: If you would have sex with it, let everyone know.
88. Rule #88: If you actually read all of these rules, you are required to become an hero