Reasons to ask your daddy to buy you a laptop

So you want a new laptop. But you need your daddy to pay for it coz saving your ass and working for it is out of question. And to ask your daddy to pay for it, you're gonna need some fucking good reasons. Here's some for you guys.

10.)"Coz I wanna play games and go to LAN parties with it"
Worth a try. Tell me how it turns out if you did okay?

9.)"Coz I wanna watch porn and jack off in my room"
Forget this and go to the next one

8.)"Coz Amber Chia the ambassador for FTEC is goddamn HAWT and buying FTEC lappie makes me feel closer to her"
NEXT!

7.)"Coz I look cool with my laptop"
Might work if your dad's filthy rich.

6.)"Coz I need a more powerful PC to do programming/[insert watever powderful technocrap terms] and getting a laptop will be a better choice since it is more mobile bla bla bla"
Most commonly used excuse.

5.)"Coz [insert another family member's name] is constantly hogging the pc and I need my own bla bla bla"
To be used with No.6

4.)"Coz the library and computer labs are always full and sometimes in school i need to use a PC urgently"
To be used with no.5 and no.6

3.)"Coz everyone in school got one"
You can try but don't blame me later k?

2.)"My teacher ask me buy one. "
Worth trying but you need to come out with more lies to complement it.







and for the number 1 reason to ask your daddy to buy you a new laptop






1.)"Coz I might 'accidentally' show mum the pic of you humping your new girlfriend in the bedroom when she went for her trip to[insert location] "
Need no explaination liau kua.....