Engineering VS Business

Since there are some responses to my comment over here, Im gonna copy paste and add some more into my own blog. Tumpang popular ma....

Business: everyday meeting.
Engineering:everyday lab.


Business:Formal==Tie+blazer+leather shoes.
Engineering: Formal==Tuck in your t-shirt into ur jeans and wear some goddamn shoes for Christ's sake.


Business:Report==minimum 20 pages, Times new roman, size 12, double spacing.
Engineering: Report== Fill in the blanks in the labsheet handwritten unless stated otherwise.


Business: "Die lo nest week need to submit report but only 75% complete"
Engineering: "Oh nvm still got 7 days."

After one guy dyed his hair green
Business: "Hey thats a cool colour. Where did you get that"
Engineering: "You are so going to get brain cancer and a one way ticket to hell"(for my bunch at least)


Business: "Oh that one must write in full sentence la. "
Engineering: "What the fuck is full sentence?"

Gonna add some more later when my brain's not as stiff. Kelvin's birthday just now and Im not gonna post any picture since the previous ones caused a public uproar.




And just for you all to ponder upon...... what is more pathetic? losing a contest or begging and losing your honour just to win one?