A son, a student, a fighter, a friend

Saturday, December 31, 2005

New Year Resolution

  1. Online less, study more. (It is also ok if study more while online)
  2. Download & watch less porn anime.
  3. Lying is bad(yeah right.)
  4. Spam less.
  5. Flirt more?
  6. Reduce the torturings on my neighbours ears.
  7. Get a life.
  8. Study harder?
  9. Go out party.(Thanks to someone )
  10. Conquer the world
  11. Be nice to everyone(with exception to kiasus, n00bies,obnoxious and annoying humans, ahbengs and ahbeng wannabes. )
  12. Go to trainings more often.
  13. Try harder not to slack off during training(Train harder)
  14. Save more $$$.
  15. Try not to forget above resolutions by the end of January.

Happy New Year everyone!

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Im a general.......

I could be Hitler's general (what i had always wanted. )


Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 86% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General.
Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the
asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick,
twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other
Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.


Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.







- new test, it rules, take it -
The Terrorism Test






My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 3% on brainwashworthy
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 95% on antitolerant
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 74% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Merry Christmas

Woke up, went to paternal grandmother's place, after that breakfast, then off to church, after that went to grandfather's cemetery, then to maternal grandparents place, then came home, had lunch, begin downloading the long awaited episode 10 & 11 of Mai Otome, took a Nazism test,(gonna post the result maybe few days later. Not today. Hallo! Its Christmas for crying out loud. ) then maybe going to sleep.





Merry Christmas you all!!!

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Career Opportunity

Something I found(Modified a bit) here



Just in case you are all looking for new career opportunities? Pass it
along....


Since the IR has been approved, the underworld is looking for recruits. This
one - CHAP SAR TIAM SECRET SOCIETY, a Geylang-based organization for youth,
is now recruiting members to fulfill a tender they are submitting to the new
casi? Sorry, sorry, integrated resort.


Please fill in the form below and mail to:

Mr. Chao Ah Beng
Membership Officer
Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society
69 Geylang Lorong 69
Singapore 696969

Reference code: chapsartiam.com

APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP IN CHAP SAR TIAM SECRET SOCIETY

1. NRIC No.: _________________

2. Surname: __________________

3. First name: (please X)
[ ] Johnson
[ ] Benson
[ ] Samson
[ ] Hamson
[ ] Janson
[ ] Other: ___________ (if not ending in son, please explain why)

4. Chinese Name: Ah __________(if not beginning with Ah, please explain
why)

5. Age: [ ] Under 35 [ ] Lau Beng

6. Sex: [ ] M [ ] F [ ] at Geylang

7. Length of Last Fingernail: ________ (cm)

8. Ability to squat for:
[ ] 1 hour
[ ] 2 hours
[ ] more than 2 hours (wah, steady!)

9. Hairstyle:
[ ] Spiky
[ ] Dyed with streaks of blond
[ ] Dyed with streaks of red
[ ] Two strands dangling in front of eyes
[ ] Kana mop like that
[ ] Perm (please state which saloon in JB you went)____________________

10. Tattoo of:
[ ] Tiger
[ ] Dragon
[ ] Snake
[ ] Eagle
[ ] Hello Kitty

11. Work experience: (please X all that apply)
[ ] KTV Lounge Bouncer
[ ] Snooker Hall Attendant
[ ] Unlicensed Contractor
[ ] Freelance debt collector
[ ] Unlicensed bookie
[ ] Dispute Resolution and Settlement Professional
[ ] Unemployed

12. Marital Status.

Spouse's Name: _________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: _________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: (the one in Batam, that one)_____________________________

Lover's Name: _________________________
2nd Lover's Name: (Lorong 69, that one) _________________________


13. Number of children living in household: ____
Number of children living in foster care: ____
Number of children that are actually yours: ____

14. Mother's Name: ____________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

15. Father's Name: ____________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

16. Education: (Circle how many years it took you to finish primary
school)
8 9 10 11 12

17. Ability to swear: (please X all that apply)
[ ] Hokkien
[ ] Hakka
[ ] English
[ ] Malay
[ ] Tamil
[ ] Cantonese
[ ] rude hand gestures

18. Service performed in previous secret society:
[ ] Leadership/Tua Tao
[ ] Junior management/Suay Tao
[ ] Physical activities/Hooting
[ ] Dispute Resolution and settlement/Cham Siong
[ ] Lookout/Kuah Chui




So what you guys think? Interested?

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Maple Story

This is what I have been busy about since the start of holiday; Maple Story. As you have guessed, it's a free online game(well, not entirely free but keep on reading). Had been playing this game for quite a while now but stopped 3 months ago(schools & Studies) and recently started again since got NBTD(holiday ma).


What is this game all bout, well, first take the side scrolling, jumping and ladder climbing old time favourite Mario, the adventures, quests and character buildings of Diablo or Baldur's Gate and the cute factor of Ragnarok online and mix all these together. There you have it. A game for boh liau gamer like me.


Although it's a 2D side-scrolling game as I mentioned earlier, it still needs a pretty decent graphic card to run on. I try to run it with a 8MB video memory graphic card but the graphic is horrible. Therefore, so that I could play this game on my desktop(P4, 1.7GHz, 256 SDRAM), I changed the 8MB graphic card into the old 32MB NVIDIA RIVA TNT2 Model64/ Model 64 pro and it did not slow down the game a bit. It only lags when Alt+Tab is pressed and when starting up the game.


What I like about this game is that first of all, it's free where unlike some other game we know that need to be played on risky private servers in order for it to be FOC. The environment is nice with stunning backgorund and effects(clouds & mists). This is where the more powerful graphic is needed. And lastly, I had always been a sucker for RPG games. Oh and not to forget, you can meet some really hot-chick playing this game interact with people from around South East Asia.


When you first start this game, you character are called "beginner"(Better than being called a n00b right?). Then after some point, you are given 4 choices of job; warrior, magician, thief and archer. When you reached level 30(its gonna take you quite sometime to reach this level. Believe me. ) you are again given an oppotunity to advance into another job class(eg: if you chosed to be a magician than you have to chose between being a wizard or a cleric. ). The next job advancement will be at level 70.


Currently, there are 3 worlds online(Aquilla, Bootes and Cassiopeia) in maplesea(where I played). I have a level 25 warrior in Aquilla and a level 31 cleric in Bootes. Aquilla is the oldest of these 3 worlds while Cassiopeia was just recently launched.


To start playing this game, all you have to do is register at the official website, download the game client from there and install it.This is all free. You only need to pay REAL money when you want to buy some uber-cool equipments such sunglasses, cuztomizing your hair-style that it look like some ah-beng, getting a battle scar on your face, or if you want to raise a pet.This is done by purchasing some sort of prepaid card from computer shops and stuff. (Im not really sure about this coz I've never spent a cent on this game apart from internet and electricity bills) If you have any firewall running, make sure it allows the game to run. There will be server update from time to time so don't worry when you cannot log on to the server.


For more information, registration and game client download, click here and for a more detailed and comprehensive guide when playing this game click here

Here's a picture of one of my favourite monster.

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Horny mushroom

*Please bear in mind that I am not to be blamed and held responsible if there's a sudden increase in your telephone bill(if you are not using streamyx) and electricity bill.*

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Advertisements

As you all can see. I have signed up for the Google Adsense program. Do click on those ads you guys found interesting. By doing so, you are actually contributing to the my education fund(more on why I need these in later posts. ). ;p

Monday, December 05, 2005

Gilbert's Law

  1. Cheating is correct and rightful if one did not get caught.
  2. All men/boys are naturally flower-hearted"/"hua sing".
  3. Rules and regulations are meant to be broken(Except this one of course.)
  4. "chin kak" + "pei phei" + "mou chi" = success. Translation: one must cunning and devious in order to achieve success.
  5. When doing other's a favour, always expect a return.
  6. Every human in the world are meant to serve and please you and only you.
  7. Always assume that the entire world revolves around you.
  8. Nothing comes free.
  9. Risk big, win big
  10. The higher your hopes, the harder you will fall.
  11. Your middle finger is you best friend. Use it in any situation and it shall never fail you.

New

Im starting a new blog but Im gonna transfer some relevant posts from the previous one. And as you can see the address is still the same.

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