A son, a student, a fighter, a friend

Prank Calls

So what do you do when a bunch of apes already having fun at a party started prank-calling you to make you the butt of their joke? And plus I was in the middle of something important(No not jacking off to porn coz Im gonna do worse to them if they ever). Add together a foul mood and there you have it. Nuclear explosion. Kurus pushed me down the mud the other day and I didn't do anything to him (yet) but this is wayyyy over the line.

4 calls in 1/2 an hour. Im already in a pathetic state and those jackasses still wanna make fun of me. Fine.

1st SMS: "Call again la. call again. I dare you guys." No responses. Waiting for them to call before lashing out on them coz Im smart and I don't wanna waste my phone credits.

2nd SMS: When I found out they're not calling anymore, this was sent to the caller "U stupid indon ur parents too retarded 2 teach u not to make prank calls izzit? wat they teach u in indon sch? how 2 rape girls and rob our house izzit? fucker"

Reply SMS: "hey man. Dont talk like that la. Im sorry, we thought we just want 2 joke with u. sori lo. but pliz dont talk bout my parents ok, nvr ever"

3rd SMS: "I don fucking care man. prank calls are the lowest u can go. n im in a tense situation juz now n u had 2 fucking call. n im not talking. im fucking some senses into u. if I caught you prank calling again im gonna stuff that goddamn phone of ur's down ur earhole"

No more reply after that.

I never knew I can be such an emo. I do prank call but to only to my enemies(long long time ago) and during April Fools. From what I know they did the same to another guy but I guess he let them go. Im not a nice guy.

AAhhhhhhhhh*relieved*

Rules of the Internet

Something I copypasta off 4chan. Enjoy.

Rule #1: The internet makes you stupid.
Rule #2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
Rule #3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of.
Rule #4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life.
Rule #5: Anonymous does not forgive.
Rule #6: Caps lock is the equivalent of screaming "I'M AN IDIOT"
Rule #7: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
Rule #8: The internet is serious business.
Rule #9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
Rule #10: Anything can become the next big thing.
Rule #11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
Rule #12: Lurk moar.
Rule #13: It never needed any more cowbell.
Rule #14: If the cake is delicious, you must eat it.
Rule #15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must get the fuck out.
Rule #16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
Rule #17: You can not have a pony.
Rule #18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking.
Rule #19: Lens Flare is the only worthy feature in Photoshop.
Rule #20: You are doing it wrong.
Rule #21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real.
Rule #22: There are no girls on the internet.
Rule #23: Everyone sees what you did there.
Rule #24: Pics or it never happened.
Rule #25: Long stories are copypasta.
Rule #26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
Rule #27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
Rule #28: Sometimes, Loli has to deal with things it haets.
Rule #29: Barrel Rolls can evade anything.
Rule #30: Mudkips are generally acceptable, and some woule even say they like them.
Rule #31: The internet is for porn.
Rule #32: There is a market for any kind of porn.
Rule #33: It is a trap.
Rule 762176970: There is porn of it, no exceptions.
Rule #35: If there isn't porn of it, /b/ will make it so.
Rule #36: Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Rule #37: Rape is Japanese for "Hello."
Rule #38: If you mention candlejack, your post will be cut sho
Rule #39: It is a troll.
Rule #40: "Corn" is spelled "corm"
Rule #41: It needs more desu. No exceptions.
Rule #42: The picture is never related.
Rule #43: It cannot be hugs tiem now.
Rule #44: Saturday is known as "Caturday."
Rule #45: Lazers must be charged prior to use.
Rule #46: Jesus actually existed in the Mesozoic Era.
Rule #47: Shotting web is accepted as a mystery which will never be solved.
Rule #48: The GMan always has a wonderful time.
Rule #49: One does not simply walk into Mordor.
Rule #50: If you die in the game, you die for real.
Rule #51: Ass sandwiches are made of ass and poo. No exceptions.
Rule #52: Developers, developers, developers, developers.
Rule #53: It's awwwwrighttt.
Rule #54: Snape killed dumbledore.
Rule #55: "Winner" is actually spelled "WinRar"
Rule #56: Furries are only to be posted on Fridays.
Rule #57: If balls are touching, it is gay.
Rule #58: It's not "down the road," it's not "across the street," it's not "through the jugular," it's "down the road, across the street AND through the jugular."
Rule #59: If you kill yourself, don't make a myspace bulletin unless you want to be made fun of.
Rule #60: Every day is repost day.
Rule #61: Wayne Brady is going to have to choke a bitch.
Rule #62: If someone mentions "Weeaboo," raise your paddle and slap your palm.
Rule #63: It was the nigga who stole your bike.
Rule #64: Nobody likes emos.
Rule #65: You will be reported to AOL if you steal pictures.
Rule #66: Don't click links. Ever.
Rule #67: Shitting dick nipples add to any picture.
Rule #68: If someone is in your base, he is most likely killing your doodz.
Rule #69: Whenever you do something, it is likely that a challenger will approach.
Rule #70: It always needs more sauce.
Rule #71: If you fap to it and acheive orgasm, you must tell everyone.
Rule #72: Everything on eBaumsworld is stolen. No exceptions.
Rule #73: Believe everything you read on the internet.
Rule #74: Camwhores must do everything requested of them.
Rule #75: There is always a female version of a male character. No exceptions.
Rule #76: Duke Nukem Forever must never be released or the whole of the interent will collapse.
Rule #77: Wapanese is spelled "Weeaboo."
Rule #78: It's been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
Rule #79: Someone would masturbate to it.
Rule #80: Zidane's headbutt is unrivaled.
Rule #81: Nothing is shocking.
Rule #82: Upgrading someone's RAM is a sign of goodwill.
Rule #83: Mongling cocks will not be accepted.
Rule #84: Posting cat torture pictures on Caturday will not be accepted.
Rule #85: The warranty will be voided if the seal is broken.
Rule #86: If you masturbate on a small figurine, you must post pictures.
Rule #87: If you would have sex with it, let everyone know.
Rule #88: If you actually read all of these rules, you are required to become an hero