Prank Calls

So what do you do when a bunch of apes already having fun at a party started prank-calling you to make you the butt of their joke? And plus I was in the middle of something important(No not jacking off to porn coz Im gonna do worse to them if they ever). Add together a foul mood and there you have it. Nuclear explosion. Kurus pushed me down the mud the other day and I didn't do anything to him (yet) but this is wayyyy over the line.

4 calls in 1/2 an hour. Im already in a pathetic state and those jackasses still wanna make fun of me. Fine.

1st SMS: "Call again la. call again. I dare you guys." No responses. Waiting for them to call before lashing out on them coz Im smart and I don't wanna waste my phone credits.

2nd SMS: When I found out they're not calling anymore, this was sent to the caller "U stupid indon ur parents too retarded 2 teach u not to make prank calls izzit? wat they teach u in indon sch? how 2 rape girls and rob our house izzit? fucker"

Reply SMS: "hey man. Dont talk like that la. Im sorry, we thought we just want 2 joke with u. sori lo. but pliz dont talk bout my parents ok, nvr ever"

3rd SMS: "I don fucking care man. prank calls are the lowest u can go. n im in a tense situation juz now n u had 2 fucking call. n im not talking. im fucking some senses into u. if I caught you prank calling again im gonna stuff that goddamn phone of ur's down ur earhole"


No more reply after that.


I never knew I can be such an emo. I do prank call but to only to my enemies(long long time ago) and during April Fools. From what I know they did the same to another guy but I guess he let them go. Im not a nice guy.

AAhhhhhhhhh*relieved*

Rules of the Internet

Something I copypasta off 4chan. Enjoy.

1. Rule #1: The internet makes you stupid.
2. Rule #2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
3. Rule #3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of.
4. Rule #4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life.
5. Rule #5: Anonymous does not forgive.
6. Rule #6: Caps lock is the equivalent of screaming "I'M AN IDIOT"
7. Rule #7: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
8. Rule #8: The internet is serious business.
9. Rule #9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
10. Rule #10: Anything can become the next big thing.
11. Rule #11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
12. Rule #12: Lurk moar.
13. Rule #13: It never needed any more cowbell.
14. Rule #14: If the cake is delicious, you must eat it.
15. Rule #15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must get the fuck out.
16. Rule #16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
17. Rule #17: You can not have a pony.
18. Rule #18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking.
19. Rule #19: Lens Flare is the only worthy feature in Photoshop.
20. Rule #20: You are doing it wrong.
21. Rule #21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real.
22. Rule #22: There are no girls on the internet.
23. Rule #23: Everyone sees what you did there.
24. Rule #24: Pics or it never happened.
25. Rule #25: Long stories are copypasta.
26. Rule #26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
27. Rule #27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
28. Rule #28: Sometimes, Loli has to deal with things it haets.
29. Rule #29: Barrel Rolls can evade anything.
30. Rule #30: Mudkips are generally acceptable, and some woule even say they like them.
31. Rule #31: The internet is for porn.
32. Rule #32: There is a market for any kind of porn.
33. Rule #33: It is a trap.
34. Rule 762176970: There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. Rule #35: If there isn't porn of it, /b/ will make it so.
36. Rule #36: Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
37. Rule #37: Rape is Japanese for "Hello."
38. Rule #38: If you mention candlejack, your post will be cut sho
39. Rule #39: It is a troll.
40. Rule #40: "Corn" is spelled "corm"
41. Rule #41: It needs more desu. No exceptions.
42. Rule #42: The picture is never related.
43. Rule #43: It cannot be hugs tiem now.
44. Rule #44: Saturday is known as "Caturday."
45. Rule #45: Lazers must be charged prior to use.
46. Rule #46: Jesus actually existed in the Mesozoic Era.
47. Rule #47: Shotting web is accepted as a mystery which will never be solved.
48. Rule #48: The GMan always has a wonderful time.
49. Rule #49: One does not simply walk into Mordor.
50. Rule #50: If you die in the game, you die for real.
51. Rule #51: Ass sandwiches are made of ass and poo. No exceptions.
52. Rule #52: Developers, developers, developers, developers.
53. Rule #53: It's awwwwrighttt.
54. Rule #54: Snape killed dumbledore.
55. Rule #55: "Winner" is actually spelled "WinRar"
56. Rule #56: Furries are only to be posted on Fridays.
57. Rule #57: If balls are touching, it is gay.
58. Rule #58: It's not "down the road," it's not "across the street," it's not "through the jugular," it's "down the road, across the street AND through the jugular."
59. Rule #59: If you kill yourself, don't make a myspace bulletin unless you want to be made fun of.
60. Rule #60: Every day is repost day.
61. Rule #61: Wayne Brady is going to have to choke a bitch.
62. Rule #62: If someone mentions "Weeaboo," raise your paddle and slap your palm.
63. Rule #63: It was the nigga who stole your bike.
64. Rule #64: Nobody likes emos.
65. Rule #65: You will be reported to AOL if you steal pictures.
66. Rule #66: Don't click links. Ever.
67. Rule #67: Shitting dick nipples add to any picture.
68. Rule #68: If someone is in your base, he is most likely killing your doodz.
69. Rule #69: Whenever you do something, it is likely that a challenger will approach.
70. Rule #70: It always needs more sauce.
71. Rule #71: If you fap to it and acheive orgasm, you must tell everyone.
72. Rule #72: Everything on eBaumsworld is stolen. No exceptions.
73. Rule #73: Believe everything you read on the internet.
74. Rule #74: Camwhores must do everything requested of them.
75. Rule #75: There is always a female version of a male character. No exceptions.
76. Rule #76: Duke Nukem Forever must never be released or the whole of the interent will collapse.
77. Rule #77: Wapanese is spelled "Weeaboo."
78. Rule #78: It's been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
79. Rule #79: Someone would masturbate to it.
80. Rule #80: Zidane's headbutt is unrivaled.
81. Rule #81: Nothing is shocking.
82. Rule #82: Upgrading someone's RAM is a sign of goodwill.
83. Rule #83: Mongling cocks will not be accepted.
84. Rule #84: Posting cat torture pictures on Caturday will not be accepted.
85. Rule #85: The warranty will be voided if the seal is broken.
86. Rule #86: If you masturbate on a small figurine, you must post pictures.
87. Rule #87: If you would have sex with it, let everyone know.
88. Rule #88: If you actually read all of these rules, you are required to become an hero

KL Trip October 2006

Long postponed picture upload from Hari Raya KL trip. 4th time to KL, 2nd time this year.





KLCC






Sungei Wang


Opposite Sungei Wang






One of those boring morning
















Berjaya Times Square







From hotel room

























Midvalley MegaMall














KLCC


Got myself a new pair of slipper


And best of all its.........


Still wrapped in plastics under my desk




This time's loot.












One Utama. Finally after 4 trips....





Bandar Baru Nilai, en-route to LCCT








LCCT.

Operation Sazabi Smuggling

What happen if you have just bought a model(bunch of plastics waiting to be assembled into something awesome. ) and your mom's gonna kill you or worse, cut your allowances if you buy another one?

You smuggle it home of course. Wait for your entire family to be out of the house then bring it in. Or if you are like me(no car), beg for a friend to take part in this lil operation.

Long story short, I bought an MG Sazabi from a forumer in LYN(kick ass price!). And smuggled it home.


NAme and address censored to provide some privacy to my accomplice(I post it to his house). How big the entire box is? Go to your nearest Siang Siang Food court and measure the table there. Exactly the same size.



















Comparison of sizes. Clockwisefrom below; MG Sazabi, MG Crossbone Ver KA, MG Freedom, and HG Destiny. MG Crossbone still in its plastics though. Gonna assemble these two babies during the semester break another month.








Divide them into several boxes.




Flatten the cover and slip it somewhere if you like it so much



And store it where humans don't usually go.

My biggest smuggling operation so far. Maybe next time I should smuggle a girl back home and se how long I can go undetected.




Next target, PG Wing Zero Custom!. Another site with lots of kick ass pictures. CLick here. Or an MG would be nice too though.

Of tapau and eating

Usually, "tapau" means packing food to be brought home and eating is the act of feeding yourself. But recently limpeh here found new ways to use these two words while "eye-washing" and crapping away in the canteen.


Tapau
"she kena tapau liau" or "she's already been tapau-ed".Both carry the same meaning; "she" is already in a relationship. To make it simpler; "she" already got herself a boyfriend and you had better look elsewhere. Another one would be "Im gonna tapau her" meaning that "I" am gonna make her my sex slave girlfriend.


Eat
"She kena eaten liau" and "he eat her liau la". First means that "she's" already been engaged in intimate relationship or for the sake of simplicity, "she's" fucked. The second one would be "he" had already engaged in an intimate relationship with "her" or "he" screwed "her"


Combinations and everyday usage(All below are my personal favourite)
"I eat first. If nice then I tapau"(I love this one the most)

"already tapau of course eat la"

"kena tapau so long liau of course eaten liau la"

"aiyo already tapau so long still haven't eat meh? tapau for what?"

"he tapau but other people eat"

"tapau for what le? to be eaten of course. Duh"

"he tapau but don't know how/cannot eat"

"already tapau better faster eat. If not not fresh liau"

"other people already eat then he tapau"

"ngaiti kena tapau so many times liau where got fresh liau?
"

P/S: I've used ALL the combinations above. :p




See, learning english(manglish) CAN be fun right?