A son, a student, a fighter, a friend

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Prank Calls

So what do you do when a bunch of apes already having fun at a party started prank-calling you to make you the butt of their joke? And plus I was in the middle of something important(No not jacking off to porn coz Im gonna do worse to them if they ever). Add together a foul mood and there you have it. Nuclear explosion. Kurus pushed me down the mud the other day and I didn't do anything to him (yet) but this is wayyyy over the line.

4 calls in 1/2 an hour. Im already in a pathetic state and those jackasses still wanna make fun of me. Fine.

1st SMS: "Call again la. call again. I dare you guys." No responses. Waiting for them to call before lashing out on them coz Im smart and I don't wanna waste my phone credits.

2nd SMS: When I found out they're not calling anymore, this was sent to the caller "U stupid indon ur parents too retarded 2 teach u not to make prank calls izzit? wat they teach u in indon sch? how 2 rape girls and rob our house izzit? fucker"

Reply SMS: "hey man. Dont talk like that la. Im sorry, we thought we just want 2 joke with u. sori lo. but pliz dont talk bout my parents ok, nvr ever"

3rd SMS: "I don fucking care man. prank calls are the lowest u can go. n im in a tense situation juz now n u had 2 fucking call. n im not talking. im fucking some senses into u. if I caught you prank calling again im gonna stuff that goddamn phone of ur's down ur earhole"


No more reply after that.


I never knew I can be such an emo. I do prank call but to only to my enemies(long long time ago) and during April Fools. From what I know they did the same to another guy but I guess he let them go. Im not a nice guy.

AAhhhhhhhhh*relieved*

Monday, November 13, 2006

Rules of the Internet

Something I copypasta off 4chan. Enjoy.

  1. Rule #1: The internet makes you stupid.
  2. Rule #2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
  3. Rule #3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of.
  4. Rule #4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life.
  5. Rule #5: Anonymous does not forgive.
  6. Rule #6: Caps lock is the equivalent of screaming "I'M AN IDIOT"
  7. Rule #7: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
  8. Rule #8: The internet is serious business.
  9. Rule #9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
  10. Rule #10: Anything can become the next big thing.
  11. Rule #11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
  12. Rule #12: Lurk moar.
  13. Rule #13: It never needed any more cowbell.
  14. Rule #14: If the cake is delicious, you must eat it.
  15. Rule #15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must get the fuck out.
  16. Rule #16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
  17. Rule #17: You can not have a pony.
  18. Rule #18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking.
  19. Rule #19: Lens Flare is the only worthy feature in Photoshop.
  20. Rule #20: You are doing it wrong.
  21. Rule #21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real.
  22. Rule #22: There are no girls on the internet.
  23. Rule #23: Everyone sees what you did there.
  24. Rule #24: Pics or it never happened.
  25. Rule #25: Long stories are copypasta.
  26. Rule #26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
  27. Rule #27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
  28. Rule #28: Sometimes, Loli has to deal with things it haets.
  29. Rule #29: Barrel Rolls can evade anything.
  30. Rule #30: Mudkips are generally acceptable, and some woule even say they like them.
  31. Rule #31: The internet is for porn.
  32. Rule #32: There is a market for any kind of porn.
  33. Rule #33: It is a trap.
  34. Rule 762176970: There is porn of it, no exceptions.
  35. Rule #35: If there isn't porn of it, /b/ will make it so.
  36. Rule #36: Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
  37. Rule #37: Rape is Japanese for "Hello."
  38. Rule #38: If you mention candlejack, your post will be cut sho
  39. Rule #39: It is a troll.
  40. Rule #40: "Corn" is spelled "corm"
  41. Rule #41: It needs more desu. No exceptions.
  42. Rule #42: The picture is never related.
  43. Rule #43: It cannot be hugs tiem now.
  44. Rule #44: Saturday is known as "Caturday."
  45. Rule #45: Lazers must be charged prior to use.
  46. Rule #46: Jesus actually existed in the Mesozoic Era.
  47. Rule #47: Shotting web is accepted as a mystery which will never be solved.
  48. Rule #48: The GMan always has a wonderful time.
  49. Rule #49: One does not simply walk into Mordor.
  50. Rule #50: If you die in the game, you die for real.
  51. Rule #51: Ass sandwiches are made of ass and poo. No exceptions.
  52. Rule #52: Developers, developers, developers, developers.
  53. Rule #53: It's awwwwrighttt.
  54. Rule #54: Snape killed dumbledore.
  55. Rule #55: "Winner" is actually spelled "WinRar"
  56. Rule #56: Furries are only to be posted on Fridays.
  57. Rule #57: If balls are touching, it is gay.
  58. Rule #58: It's not "down the road," it's not "across the street," it's not "through the jugular," it's "down the road, across the street AND through the jugular."
  59. Rule #59: If you kill yourself, don't make a myspace bulletin unless you want to be made fun of.
  60. Rule #60: Every day is repost day.
  61. Rule #61: Wayne Brady is going to have to choke a bitch.
  62. Rule #62: If someone mentions "Weeaboo," raise your paddle and slap your palm.
  63. Rule #63: It was the nigga who stole your bike.
  64. Rule #64: Nobody likes emos.
  65. Rule #65: You will be reported to AOL if you steal pictures.
  66. Rule #66: Don't click links. Ever.
  67. Rule #67: Shitting dick nipples add to any picture.
  68. Rule #68: If someone is in your base, he is most likely killing your doodz.
  69. Rule #69: Whenever you do something, it is likely that a challenger will approach.
  70. Rule #70: It always needs more sauce.
  71. Rule #71: If you fap to it and acheive orgasm, you must tell everyone.
  72. Rule #72: Everything on eBaumsworld is stolen. No exceptions.
  73. Rule #73: Believe everything you read on the internet.
  74. Rule #74: Camwhores must do everything requested of them.
  75. Rule #75: There is always a female version of a male character. No exceptions.
  76. Rule #76: Duke Nukem Forever must never be released or the whole of the interent will collapse.
  77. Rule #77: Wapanese is spelled "Weeaboo."
  78. Rule #78: It's been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
  79. Rule #79: Someone would masturbate to it.
  80. Rule #80: Zidane's headbutt is unrivaled.
  81. Rule #81: Nothing is shocking.
  82. Rule #82: Upgrading someone's RAM is a sign of goodwill.
  83. Rule #83: Mongling cocks will not be accepted.
  84. Rule #84: Posting cat torture pictures on Caturday will not be accepted.
  85. Rule #85: The warranty will be voided if the seal is broken.
  86. Rule #86: If you masturbate on a small figurine, you must post pictures.
  87. Rule #87: If you would have sex with it, let everyone know.
  88. Rule #88: If you actually read all of these rules, you are required to become an hero

KL Trip October 2006

Long postponed picture upload from Hari Raya KL trip. 4th time to KL, 2nd time this year.

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KLCC



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Sungei Wang

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Opposite Sungei Wang

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One of those boring morning


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Berjaya Times Square


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From hotel room


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Midvalley MegaMall


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KLCC

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Got myself a new pair of slipper

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And best of all its.........

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Still wrapped in plastics under my desk

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This time's loot.

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One Utama. Finally after 4 trips....


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Bandar Baru Nilai, en-route to LCCT

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LCCT.

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